This just in...

[UNCjigga]

The geese have arrived. Canadian geese, heading north I presume. Just got in from Florida (or Mexico if they're the really wild ones.) Arrived at 11:36 PM. Making quite a racket outside my house. I want to shoot them.

[Kent Brockman]"This barely qualifies as news[/Kent Brockman]

 

[ThePresence]

Use an umbrella at all times. They see your head as a bigass bulls eye.