This just blew my mind...this just SERIOUSLY warped my brain...

[JackBurton]

Dude, that is just plain nasty! If I had some retard friend that did that, I wouldn't be talking to his nasty ass much after that. That's just nasty, and I refuse to deal with people not smart enough to flush toilet paper. :|

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: JackBurton
Dude, that is just plain nasty! If I had some retard friend that did that, I wouldn't be talking to his nasty ass much after that. That's just nasty, and I refuse to deal with people not smart enough to flush toilet paper. :|

The thing that gets me is just thinking about the SMELL. I mean, especially after a juicy one or god forbid the runny stuff. The stinch would have to be unbearable...especially on a hot day.

That being said, my bathroom is kept spotless for the most part. The only time my bathroom is ever "messy" is when my GF stays over and she gets hair on my floor or in my shower.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Megadeth
That's just wrong..... I also knew a guy once who wouldnt flush after taking a leak because he was trying to save water....

if its yellow let it mellow
if its brown flush it down

 

[DougK62]

So you don't flush a little flimsy piece of toilet paper because you don't want it to clog, but you're supposed to flush your larger and harder feces and it's fine? I don't know about you guys, but if my toilet were to clog over some TP I'd have to crap out in the yard because NO WAY could it handle my turds.

 

[randomlinh]

wtf... he needs a lot of TP to clog a toliet... unless he's using bounty to wipe his ass... but damn.. that's disgusting. I just ate too. why'd I click this thread...

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I read that people who have their own septic tanks do this. Personally I would prefer to just dig a hole in the woods and poop there. Leaving it in the trash can is vile.

I have a septic tank and we flush the tp down the drain. Why wouldn't we? the septic system has bacteria that eats that crap up, as well as the fact that tp dissolves in water anyway.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: eLiu
Haha...I do that...put the toilet paper in the trash can, b/c it's illegal to flush toilet paper where I live 🙁 Stupid fscking Cary town council

How the hell are they going to find out? 😕

 

[ky2pip]

Originally posted by: DougK62
So you don't flush a little flimsy piece of toilet paper because you don't want it to clog, but you're supposed to flush your larger and harder feces and it's fine? I don't know about you guys, but if my toilet were to clog over some TP I'd have to crap out in the yard because NO WAY could it handle my turds.

LoL...exactly what I was thinking

 

[cronos]

i found a public toilet once that has this rule written all over the place (literally! up on the wall, down near the flusher, etc).

"Do not flush the TP", or something to that effect.

i have no idea why.

 

[GeorgiaBadger]

TP is flushable and will breakdown in water naturally. Paper towels have an added ingredient that gives it "wet strength" and will not breakdown in water. Put some TP in a jar and shake - disolves into tiny particles - Put a paper towel in a jar and shake - no degradation, the towel will come out as it went in

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: OFFascist

Originally posted by: Grakatt
OFF: Why will it be so filthy, exactly? You shower all over the walls?

Well I use one of those hose type shower heads so In the process of spraying myself off I guess some water sprays over the walls of the shower, but I assume you mean spraying all over the walls of the whole bathroom, then no.

Why will a bathroom be the filthiest place in the whole house just because of its function. Its where you go to leave your waste and where you go when are dirty and want to become cleaner. Its also moist and probably more humid in your bathroom than it is in any other room in your house.

Lets just put it this way, would you eat a meal in your or anyone else's bathroom?

I wouldnt. I dont care how much you scrub it, or how much anti-bacterial bullshlt you use.

I could eat in my bathroom, sure. What you're describing is illogical, though I can understand feeling that way. I don't, however.

I don't think I would eat in it. At least not after listening to Charles Gerba. Everytime you flush it releases an aerosol of germs all over your bathroom. The stuff floats around the bathroom for up to two hours getting on everything.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: OFFascist

Originally posted by: Grakatt
OFF: Why will it be so filthy, exactly? You shower all over the walls?

Well I use one of those hose type shower heads so In the process of spraying myself off I guess some water sprays over the walls of the shower, but I assume you mean spraying all over the walls of the whole bathroom, then no.

Why will a bathroom be the filthiest place in the whole house just because of its function. Its where you go to leave your waste and where you go when are dirty and want to become cleaner. Its also moist and probably more humid in your bathroom than it is in any other room in your house.

Lets just put it this way, would you eat a meal in your or anyone else's bathroom?

I wouldnt. I dont care how much you scrub it, or how much anti-bacterial bullshlt you use.

I could eat in my bathroom, sure. What you're describing is illogical, though I can understand feeling that way. I don't, however.

I don't think I would eat in it. At least not after listening to Charles Gerba. Everytime you flush it releases an aerosol of germs all over your bathroom. The stuff floats around the bathroom for up to two hours getting on everything.

This obsession with germs is just silly.

Myth Busters did one on this not too long ago. It was about your toothbrush getting fecal matter on it because toilets flushing. It's bullsh!t.

If you're weilling to brush your teeth in a bathroom, you might as well be willing to eat there.

BTW, Penn and Teller addressed this as well and found the most germ ridden parts of your body are not your ass and genitals, but your hands and face. In fact, your mouth has more germs than your ass.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: OFFascist

Originally posted by: Grakatt
OFF: Why will it be so filthy, exactly? You shower all over the walls?

Well I use one of those hose type shower heads so In the process of spraying myself off I guess some water sprays over the walls of the shower, but I assume you mean spraying all over the walls of the whole bathroom, then no.

Why will a bathroom be the filthiest place in the whole house just because of its function. Its where you go to leave your waste and where you go when are dirty and want to become cleaner. Its also moist and probably more humid in your bathroom than it is in any other room in your house.

Lets just put it this way, would you eat a meal in your or anyone else's bathroom?

I wouldnt. I dont care how much you scrub it, or how much anti-bacterial bullshlt you use.

I could eat in my bathroom, sure. What you're describing is illogical, though I can understand feeling that way. I don't, however.

I don't think I would eat in it. At least not after listening to Charles Gerba. Everytime you flush it releases an aerosol of germs all over your bathroom. The stuff floats around the bathroom for up to two hours getting on everything.

This obsession with germs is just silly.

Myth Busters did one on this not too long ago. It was about your toothbrush getting fecal matter on it because toilets flushing. It's bullsh!t.

If you're weilling to brush your teeth in a bathroom, you might as well be willing to eat there.

BTW, Penn and Teller addressed this as well and found the most germ ridden parts of your body are not your ass and genitals, but your hands and face. In fact, your mouth has more germs than your ass.

Well while I'm not obseesed with germs I don't put a whole lot of faith in mythbusters. I tend to believe a microbiologist. Although there are places with more germs (dishrag, cutting board etc. ) I'm not ready to move my table to the bathroom.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2000/03/01/48hours/main166892.shtml
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a990416.html

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: OFFascist

Originally posted by: Grakatt
OFF: Why will it be so filthy, exactly? You shower all over the walls?

Well I use one of those hose type shower heads so In the process of spraying myself off I guess some water sprays over the walls of the shower, but I assume you mean spraying all over the walls of the whole bathroom, then no.

Why will a bathroom be the filthiest place in the whole house just because of its function. Its where you go to leave your waste and where you go when are dirty and want to become cleaner. Its also moist and probably more humid in your bathroom than it is in any other room in your house.

Lets just put it this way, would you eat a meal in your or anyone else's bathroom?

I wouldnt. I dont care how much you scrub it, or how much anti-bacterial bullshlt you use.

I could eat in my bathroom, sure. What you're describing is illogical, though I can understand feeling that way. I don't, however.

I don't think I would eat in it. At least not after listening to Charles Gerba. Everytime you flush it releases an aerosol of germs all over your bathroom. The stuff floats around the bathroom for up to two hours getting on everything.

This obsession with germs is just silly.

Myth Busters did one on this not too long ago. It was about your toothbrush getting fecal matter on it because toilets flushing. It's bullsh!t.

If you're weilling to brush your teeth in a bathroom, you might as well be willing to eat there.

BTW, Penn and Teller addressed this as well and found the most germ ridden parts of your body are not your ass and genitals, but your hands and face. In fact, your mouth has more germs than your ass.

Well while I'm not obseesed with germs I don't put a whole lot of faith in mythbusters. I tend to believe a microbiologist. Although there are places with more germs (dishrag, cutting board etc. ) I'm not ready to move my table to the bathroom.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2000/03/01/48hours/main166892.shtml
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a990416.html

Both articles follow the line of the same ardent germphobe. The fact of the matter is, we are SUPPOSED to be exposed to many of these germs. Take away exposure, and you get outbreaks of autoimmune disorders. Our overly antiseptic life is actually causing many NEW problems with health.

Should we wade in our own sh!t? Of course not, but sterilizing every surface is going overboard. And that's just what the cleaning supply industry wants you to do.

You can put no faith in myth busters but you cannot argue their results. They took a small bathroom, put tooth brushes all over the room and repeatedly flushed the toilet with fecal matter in it. Not a single one of the tooth brushes had fecal matter on them when tested by an independant lab.

 

[fredtam]

I'm not arguing that we should be scared of germs. I feel it is quite the opposite. However I can argue with mythbusters because the opposite result has been achieved in a lab but I don't care to argue.

 

[Rookie]

Originally posted by: Ketteringo
Nasty

Dirty Blumpkins...

 

[alkemyst]

I knew someone like this....they grew up on a septic system and their parents order no flushing of tissue products....

He didn't realize he did anything wrong until the party came to a halt and he got called out and ridiculed. It was funny to me at the time (15 years ago?), but looking back he was visabilly hurt and left during the fiasco. It was brutal.

I have no idea why that was as you should be able to flush most tissue in a septic system, hell even a large enough outhouse should handle a family's worth.

nasty just the same. I hope he at leasted washed his hands....more and more I am noticing people coming from the stalls just darting out quickly of the bathroom.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: midnightrat
can't believe i've read to the second page of this sh!tty thread. But since i'm here, i might as well add to it.

This happened to a friend of mine. His little brother had a friend over one time, I think they were like 12 or 13 at the time. Well, after his little brothers friend left, his mother went to the bathroom and discovered that he had used the towel to wipe his ass and then hung it back up. They flipped out and called his parents. Needless to say that friend was never invited back. Man I cried tears when he hold me about that.

"I gots da poo on me!"

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: fredtam
I thought it was a mexican thing. My wife says her hispanic roommates in college did that. They said it had something to do with the septic/ sewer in Mexico.

Or lack thereof 😉

 

[DougK62]

I pooped a hammer.

 

[Darkstar757]

man thats tooo funny im at work and I was crying at these stories. No TP thats just NASTY LOL

MAN I LOVE ANANDTECH!

 

[NFS4]

Catherine: Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always have to take a huge dump.
Malik: Sh!t.
Catherine: On their chest.
Malik: Oh, that is whack.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I read that people who have their own septic tanks do this. Personally I would prefer to just dig a hole in the woods and poop there. Leaving it in the trash can is vile.

This is the reason. A lot of southern people with cess pools do this 😕 Nasty, but probably the way he was taught because of the region he came from. Be nice and explain that he doesn't have to do that here.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I read that people who have their own septic tanks do this. Personally I would prefer to just dig a hole in the woods and poop there. Leaving it in the trash can is vile.

This is the reason. A lot of southern people with cess pools do this 😕 Nasty, but probably the way he was taught because of the region he came from. Be nice and explain that he doesn't have to do that here.

Man I wish more Northerners were as ill informed as you. Maybe there wouldn't be so many of them here.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I read that people who have their own septic tanks do this. Personally I would prefer to just dig a hole in the woods and poop there. Leaving it in the trash can is vile.

This is the reason. A lot of southern people with cess pools do this 😕 Nasty, but probably the way he was taught because of the region he came from. Be nice and explain that he doesn't have to do that here.

Man I wish more Northerners were as ill informed as you. Maybe there wouldn't be so many of them here.

Whatchoo talking about? I know about this because I have relatives that do this! Ick!