This just Begs for a Photo Caption!

[slackerinabox]

"I was impaled by a large green dildo up the ass, stuck to three other guys via said dildo, had to spend years in therapy to get over my fear of cucumbers and all I got was a ... Fvck! I didn't even get a t-shirt!"

 

[Azraele]

"Hi ma!"

 

[moonshinemadness]

"The cucumber brought us closer together"

 

[amcdonald]

"The evolution of creepy"