This is why...
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When I was in the service I came home to the barricks one time to find some one had used my towel (Which had been hanging in my bunk) and it was covered in DIRT!
One of the guys said "Hey I know who did it!" and pointed out this new kid who had just moved in. So that night I (and a few friends) decided to get even with him.
After he fell asleep we did the hand in the warm water trick. (it didn't work) then the hand full of shaving cream trick (If didn't work / he never woke up) So finally we just emptied out a whole can of shaving cream on him.
He finally woke up.
The guy who told me he soiled my towel looks at him and says "OH, that's NOT him!!"
I still feel bad about that to this day!
One of the guys said "Hey I know who did it!" and pointed out this new kid who had just moved in. So that night I (and a few friends) decided to get even with him.
After he fell asleep we did the hand in the warm water trick. (it didn't work) then the hand full of shaving cream trick (If didn't work / he never woke up) So finally we just emptied out a whole can of shaving cream on him.
He finally woke up.
The guy who told me he soiled my towel looks at him and says "OH, that's NOT him!!"
I still feel bad about that to this day!
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They are getting an apartment in the same complex as us next year. They had decided on a room. We went the next day, and picked out a room, #1010(look at my arm). We were going to put down our security deposit the next afternoon. They went and checked out 1010, decided they liked it better, and went the next morning and reserved it before us. We ended up getting 1110, which is essentially the same, just a floor up. We were a little pissed, just the priniciple of it, that they'd take the apartment they knew we wanted, especially considering one of them is going out with one of the guys in my room. So we told them that we couldn't get 1110, that we got stuck with this really, really crappy apartment. Had them all upset about it. Only kept it going for like 8 hours until we told them we really did get it. They took great offense to this joke, and decided to cover me with "1010 rules". My leg is also scribbled on.
DAmmit!!! I never got to live in the dorms..
I woudln't have minded my life being living in trash... I like being around people. Argh.. Stupid UF overcrowding
I woudln't have minded my life being living in trash... I like being around people. Argh.. Stupid UF overcrowding
Mean MrMustard
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SarcasticDwarf
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I know people who've slept through a lot more.
But seriously, when you woke up, you shoulda just grabbed the both of 'em and pulled them onto the bed.
- M4H
When I lived in the dorms, we got into a little room to room fight like that. They got about 3 or 4 bottle rockets and carefully placed them under our door. Lit em and ran like h*ll. Needless to say, it scared the fire out of me and my room mate.
So, we wound up getting a 55 gallon trash can, filled it with water and old (and I mean old) subway sandwiches, pizzas, tacos and just about anything that we could find laying around. It smelled like chit.
They had just got back from a frat party and were really drunk. We carefully propped that can against their door, knocked on it, and low and behold they opened it (the doors opened inward). That can tipped over and flooded their room with the most foul-smelling crap you had ever seen.
They wound up having to get re-assigned to another room for it smelled so bad. They were very good sports about it. For if the Univ had found out who did it, we would have probably been suspended.
So, we wound up getting a 55 gallon trash can, filled it with water and old (and I mean old) subway sandwiches, pizzas, tacos and just about anything that we could find laying around. It smelled like chit.
They had just got back from a frat party and were really drunk. We carefully propped that can against their door, knocked on it, and low and behold they opened it (the doors opened inward). That can tipped over and flooded their room with the most foul-smelling crap you had ever seen.
They wound up having to get re-assigned to another room for it smelled so bad. They were very good sports about it. For if the Univ had found out who did it, we would have probably been suspended.
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