This is why some chicks stay single...

[tasmanian]

If we have to put the toilet seat up shouldn't they have to put it down.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: darkxshade
bah blocked

I posted it for ya

Thanks

What a coincidence I pass all of those requirements.

Shens.

 

[sash1]

I own my own internet business which means I don't get to leave the house much

translation: i'm a pale fatass

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: tasmanian
If we have to put the toilet seat down shouldn't they have to put it up.

Fixed?

 

[buck]

Sounds like she needs a real man to treat her like the bitch she is.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Sadly, based on her list, it doesn't appear she would enjoy being urinated on. While it's not my thing either, if I hooked up with that I just know there'd come a point in the relationship where I'd be compelled to give her a golden shower; probably the first time she put on a Judy Collins CD.

 

[cheezy321]

LOL, she owns her own internet business.

AKA White Trash selling stuff on eBay.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: darkxshade
bah blocked

I posted it for ya

Thanks

What a coincidence I pass all of those requirements.

Shens.

Most of the things on that list is not dependant on the past or present situation.

For ex.

-must not be opposed to wicker furniture

I say okay... then requirement is met

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Methinks she's 400 pounds and a closet lesbian. That list is her way of rejecting men in advance so that she can convince herself that it's her standards that keep her alone.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: TastesLikeChicken
Sadly, based on her list, it doesn't appear she would enjoy being urinated on. While it's not my thing either, if I hooked up with that I just know there'd come a point in the relationship where I'd be compelled to give her a golden shower; probably the first time she put on a Judy Collins CD.

Judy Collins calls for atleast a glass bottom boat.

 

[Martin]

you're quite prolific today, OP.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Martin
you're quite prolific today, OP.

Classes done and day off and icing shin splints so no gym

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: dNor
Probably has small tits

I have no problem with that. I don't have the desire to drink milk all day, and thus large mammaries are not that important.

I'm not saying it's a problem, just a fact. She's titless.

Small pert tits > Large ubersaggy tits.

That is all.

70's boobs > *

 

[Ricochet]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
This is a classic example of American Princess.

I sincerely hope she swallows and has several open-minded girlfriends, because thats the only way she will keep any man.

You would expect this from a hot-to-trot early 20something, but this Princess Syndrome continues well into their thirties. No thank you. Give me a foreign girl any day.

 

[roid450]

with all those requirements she better be the finest woman in America :Q

shes prolly short fat ugly, titless BTW :Q

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: TastesLikeChicken
Sadly, based on her list, it doesn't appear she would enjoy being urinated on. While it's not my thing either, if I hooked up with that I just know there'd come a point in the relationship where I'd be compelled to give her a golden shower; probably the first time she put on a Judy Collins CD.

Judy Collins calls for atleast a glass bottom boat.

Had to look that one up in the Urban Dictionary.

You are correct sir.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: amish

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: dNor
Probably has small tits

I have no problem with that. I don't have the desire to drink milk all day, and thus large mammaries are not that important.

I'm not saying it's a problem, just a fact. She's titless.

Small pert tits > Large ubersaggy tits.

That is all.

70's boobs > *

Where is your supporting evidence?

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: roid450
with all those requirements she better be the finest woman in America :Q

shes prolly short fat ugly, titless BTW :Q

You mean BBW?

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: RichardE
Damn...

I had em all except the first name starting with a R....oh why jesus....why jesus did you not make me good enough :beer



-must have all limbs, no quads (not biased, just poor past experience)

:laugh:

SWF who isn't asking too much
Date: 2008-09-10, 9:46AM EDT


I am a single, free-spirted, web-savvy thirtysomething female. Living in the gorgeous Caroll Gardens for the past year, I love life and am only looking for a man who is not an idiotic pig-headed beer-swilling moron (which seems to be hard to find in this city). This is my final plea to the Craigslist community. I own my own internet business which means I don't get to leave the house much, but I do know the internet and its dating potential. So far it has let me down every single time.

I've done MySpace, Facebook, Match.Com, eHarmony, and even Jdate (I'm not Jewish and don't care about Israel). Don't get me started on Jdate. But with so many people out there, at least ONE guy can match this. I know he's out there. My standards are exacting, but they're not too much to ask. Life is too short to compromise yourself!
Here is what I am looking for. It's not much. If you're this guy or know this guy, have him contact me right away.

-non smoker

-must love cats and be open to the idea of future adoptions

-must not be more than one to five stops away from Carroll Gardens F train in either direction

-must not be opposed to wicker furniture

-must be 420 friendly

....

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

Originally posted by: RichardE
Damn...

I had em all except the first name starting with a R....oh why jesus....why jesus did you not make me good enough :beer



-must have all limbs, no quads (not biased, just poor past experience)

:laugh:

SWF who isn't asking too much
Date: 2008-09-10, 9:46AM EDT


I am a single, free-spirted, web-savvy thirtysomething female. Living in the gorgeous Caroll Gardens for the past year, I love life and am only looking for a man who is not an idiotic pig-headed beer-swilling moron (which seems to be hard to find in this city). This is my final plea to the Craigslist community. I own my own internet business which means I don't get to leave the house much, but I do know the internet and its dating potential. So far it has let me down every single time.

I've done MySpace, Facebook, Match.Com, eHarmony, and even Jdate (I'm not Jewish and don't care about Israel). Don't get me started on Jdate. But with so many people out there, at least ONE guy can match this. I know he's out there. My standards are exacting, but they're not too much to ask. Life is too short to compromise yourself!
Here is what I am looking for. It's not much. If you're this guy or know this guy, have him contact me right away.

-non smoker

-must love cats and be open to the idea of future adoptions

-must not be more than one to five stops away from Carroll Gardens F train in either direction

-must not be opposed to wicker furniture

-must be 420 friendly

....

Maybe she likes cookies?

(and by cookies I mean brownies )

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

Originally posted by: RichardE
Damn...

I had em all except the first name starting with a R....oh why jesus....why jesus did you not make me good enough :beer



-must have all limbs, no quads (not biased, just poor past experience)

:laugh:

SWF who isn't asking too much
Date: 2008-09-10, 9:46AM EDT


I am a single, free-spirted, web-savvy thirtysomething female. Living in the gorgeous Caroll Gardens for the past year, I love life and am only looking for a man who is not an idiotic pig-headed beer-swilling moron (which seems to be hard to find in this city). This is my final plea to the Craigslist community. I own my own internet business which means I don't get to leave the house much, but I do know the internet and its dating potential. So far it has let me down every single time.

I've done MySpace, Facebook, Match.Com, eHarmony, and even Jdate (I'm not Jewish and don't care about Israel). Don't get me started on Jdate. But with so many people out there, at least ONE guy can match this. I know he's out there. My standards are exacting, but they're not too much to ask. Life is too short to compromise yourself!
Here is what I am looking for. It's not much. If you're this guy or know this guy, have him contact me right away.

-non smoker

-must love cats and be open to the idea of future adoptions

-must not be more than one to five stops away from Carroll Gardens F train in either direction

-must not be opposed to wicker furniture

-must be 420 friendly

....

Maybe she likes cookies?

(and by cookies I mean brownies )

and by brownies I mean..

 

[GeneValgene]

Originally posted by: Juked07
UPenn is Ivy League.

haha i caught that too

 

[BassBomb]

non smoker and 420 friendly?

 

[CrazyLazy]

Originally posted by: RichardE

-must have Scrabulous installed on Facebook during work hours

Didn't this get shut down?

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: BassBomb
non smoker and 420 friendly?

You put the joint in your ass and absorb it that way, man you're not keeping up with the times.