Newegg and Amazon reviews are incredibly useful to moderately well informed buyers. Most of the useful ones are clearly identifiable by the review text, and the same goes for the useless. I agree that they can be a trap for uninformed buyers, but in many cases that can be alleviated by providing a peer assessment of each review, which is now fairly common.
This is a must buy for all "serious Facebook gamers"
That's ScubaSteve. He is a prolific newegg review poster to say the least...
Spend much time deep-diving newegg reviews and you'll see him often.
I've never been able to confidently discern whether he is intentionally joke-posting those reviews or if he takes himself entirely seriously.
Is there any other kind of gamer?
I suspicion this is a joke.
I expectation you are right.