This is why I hate society.

[skim milk]

you had enough balls to go get a driver's license? I'm genuinely impressed. Next step is to move out of your mom's basement

 

[TheVrolok]

Because my sentences are made to be read and not analyzed for grammatical sense.

They emulate speech patterns.

Your poorly composed sentences != prose.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Slit camera is narrow.

He has a camera in his vagina?