This is why I hate conservatives more than liberals.

[eits]

So this girl is working the counter at the restaurant I'm managing...and this guy comes up and starts harassing her. He was dressed in a suit and tie and reeked of old spice. The first thing he said to her was that he had a ferrari and lots of money, but he wanted to show her the joy of knowing Jesus. She told him there was nothing she could do. He then says...

"So you want to go to hell?"

She says

"No, I don't want to go to hell."

He says

"So, can why not find Jesus? You said you don't want to go to hell... and I've got a bible right here for you... the literal word of God."

She says

"Well, no thanks..."

He says

"Well blah blah kennedy, blah blah liberals, blah blah country is fvcked up, blah blah blah blah blah jews are controlling the world blah blah n***ers and Mexicans are taking over the country blah blah blah."

She says

"Um, okay."

He says

"So you're not going to come to Jesus!?!?!?"

She says

"Sorry. Maybe if I wasn't born Jewish..."

He says

"I guess I can respect that." --and walks out the door.

I just never see liberals act like that or do stupid things like that within my age group.

 

[OpenThirdEye]

-2394871234/10

 

[acemcmac]

NICE

 

[eits]

wasn't supposed to be funny... i was making a point.

 

[ElFenix]

in my experience the left wing nutjobs hate the jews about as much as the right wing nutjobs, nowadays.

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: eits
wasn't supposed to be funny... i was making a point.

unfortunately you failed at either.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: eits
wasn't supposed to be funny... i was making a point.

unfortunately you failed at either.

apparently, you failed in english.

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: eits
wasn't supposed to be funny... i was making a point.

unfortunately you failed at either.

apparently, you failed in english.

if that's the best you're going to have today, you may as well quit now that you're behind... way behind.

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: eits
wasn't supposed to be funny... i was making a point.

unfortunately you failed at either.

apparently, you failed in english.

No, he was quite correct in his assessment.

 

[Aharami]

pretty good parody, id say

 

[RapidSnail]

You fail.

That guy was just an ass. Bringing a bad name to the Christian faith he more than likely doesn't even belong to.

But you don't need an excuse to hate conservatives or Christians, right?

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: eits
wasn't supposed to be funny... i was making a point.

unfortunately you failed at either.

apparently, you failed in english.

if that's the best you're going to have today, you may as well quit now that you're behind... way behind.

go sit down, dumbass. the whole "if that's the best you got" thing is really tired and transparent. either contribute to the thread or take your 152 posts and gtfo.

 

[BobDaMenkey]

Originally posted by: eits
wasn't supposed to be funny... i was making a point.

I had a 'customer' once in the mall, who came in and started calling democrats communists, and in league with the devil and stuff. It was just me and a new girl(like her 3rd shift). We both just sat there in amazment while he went on ranting and raving about things.

"Well, I'll say this here because there's no one here dumb enough to be a communist."

I can't really remember all that he was complaining about. Mostly about how there was movement for a socialized health care system that everyone could use. And how it was a bad idea because it was going to waste his money on mexicans.

When he finally left like 20 minutes later I turned to the new girl and started laughing my ass off. She had went to the backroom after some of his comments to get away from him and was supprised that I was able to put up with the guy.

Every sect has it's nutjobs. You just gotta learn to ignore them. Or to make them believe you think the way they do until they're happy enough to move on to someone else.

 

[Jeeebus]

153 posts now, and trust me, your 6513 post-count superiority doesn't make this thread fail any less.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
You fail.

That guy was just an ass. Bringing a bad name to the Christian faith he more than likely doesn't even belong to.

But you don't need an excuse to hate conservatives or Christians, right?

it's a parody thread. this is the original.

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: eits
wasn't supposed to be funny... i was making a point.

unfortunately you failed at either.

apparently, you failed in english.

if that's the best you're going to have today, you may as well quit now that you're behind... way behind.

go sit down, dumbass. the whole "if that's the best you got" thing is really tired and transparent. either contribute to the thread or take your 152 posts and gtfo.

A lot of people with 5-digit post counts don't post any better....

Besides, as far as parodies go, this one aint that great.

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: eits
go sit down, dumbass. the whole "if that's the best you got" thing is really tired and transparent. either contribute to the thread or take your 152 posts and gtfo.

How old are we here?!? What's transparent is the "apparently, you failed in english" and "either contribute to the thread or take your 152 posts and gtfo" statements. Because we all know that simple English errors and postcount equal quality of opinion.

:roll:

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
153 posts now, and trust me, your 6513 post-count superiority doesn't make this thread fail any less.

the thread didn't fail. it made it's point, unless you're as bad at drawing parallels as you are at english.

 

[sash1]

.1/10

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: eits
wasn't supposed to be funny... i was making a point.

unfortunately you failed at either.

apparently, you failed in english.

if that's the best you're going to have today, you may as well quit now that you're behind... way behind.

go sit down, dumbass. the whole "if that's the best you got" thing is really tired and transparent. either contribute to the thread or take your 152 posts and gtfo.

A lot of people with 5-digit post counts don't post any better....

Besides, as far as parodies go, this one aint that great.

like i said, i was making a point. it wasn't meant to be funny.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: BobDaMenkey
Every sect has it's nutjobs. You just gotta learn to ignore them. Or to make them believe you think the way they do until they're happy enough to move on to someone else.

QFT. The reason you never see liberals do something like that is because they don't target you - they target the conservatives. I can't tell you the number of times I've been pinned down and grilled on those agendas. Their topics are science, abortion, homosexuality, anything where they consider conservatives to be in the wrong and themselves to be incontreversially in the right.

 

[Ausm]

That's why I am a centrist.


Ausm

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
153 posts now, and trust me, your 6513 post-count superiority doesn't make this thread fail any less.

Sit the fvck down and shut the fvck up!

 

[fitzov]

'conservative' and 'liberal' don't mean anything anymore--they're just names

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: fitzov
'conservative' and 'liberal' don't mean anything anymore--they're just names

good observation.