This is why I don't use MySpace

[chrisms]

This is a bulletin post from a friend's gay friend. Apparently he posts about 5 of these per day. UPDATE: Actually, unbelievably, he is straight.. 1452184165_l.jpg

"WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE ME



WHEN I POUT MY LIPS
- KISS ME



WHEN I KICK & PUNCH (when we argue)
- HOLD ME TIGHT




WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER
- JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER



WHEN I IGNORE YOU
- I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION



WHEN I PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO



WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL



WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT



WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS


TAKE NOTES BOYS................


IF I DONT CALL YOU
- IM WANTING YOU TO CALL ME
*THIS IS LIKE 99.9% TRUE!!!*



WHEN IM SCARED
-HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK BECAUSE I AM WITH YOU



WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY



WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WITH MY FINGERS



WHEN IM CRYING
-SAY EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK AND THEN KISS ME



if YOU REPOST This in 2 Minutes Saying

IF YOUR A GIRL POST

"BOYS CHEAT CODE TO GIRLS"

IF YOUR A GUY POST


"IS IT TRUE?"

IF YOU REPOST, SOMETHING REALLY REALLY GOOD WILL HAPPEN [RELATIONSHIP WISE] TO YOU


BUT if YOU DONT.....
SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE WILL"

 

[2Xtreme21]

Are you reposting this so something absolutely horrible doesn't happen to you?

 

[michaels]

Yeah myspace sucks ass

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Are you reposting this so something absolutely horrible doesn't happen to you?

Ha.. good point. I didn't even notice that last part, I was just so disgusted about halfway through I felt I had to spread this on to all of you.

 

[tigerslicer]

Most peoples terrible layouts make my eyes bleed.

 

[chrisms]

Update with pic 1452184165_l.jpg

 

[moshquerade]

myspace should be a censored word.

*******

 

[PoPPeR]

i havent read a myspace bulletin in over a year

 

[upsciLLion]

Oh look, people acting stupid. That's new.

 

[Ameesh]

a guy posted that?

 

[Dedpuhl]

He probably hangs out with these guys.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Are you reposting this so something absolutely horrible doesn't happen to you?

Ha.. good point. I didn't even notice that last part, I was just so disgusted about halfway through I felt I had to spread this on to all of you.

Uh huh....suuuuuuure. We'll play along emo boy.....

 

[ViviTheMage]

eeek my eyes

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
myspace should be a censored word.

*******

:thumbsup: :laugh:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Are you reposting this so something absolutely horrible doesn't happen to you?

:laugh:

 

[Aharami]

why did i read that?

 

[jdini76]

the pic is classic

 

[n0cmonkey]

When did they start letting people older than 13 on myspace?

 

[clamum]

Some of my friends on there repost that crap too. I especially hate the ones that tell some little retarded story and then say "If you don't repost this within 20 minutes you'll have bad luck for 5 years" or something equally asinine.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
When did they start letting people older than 13 on myspace?

:roll:

OP you can just delete your "friends" that post gay sh1t and you wont have that problem.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: clamum
Some of my friends on there repost that crap too. I especially hate the ones that tell some little retarded story and then say "If you don't repost this within 20 minutes you'll have bad luck for 5 years" or something equally asinine.

i begin to wonder sometimes, i never forward that ****** and my life sucks..

 

[jdini76]

I think its funny that poeple blaim stuff like this on Myspace. its not only people on myspace that do this. It's called a chain letter. I get these in my e-mail constantly. I even remember when I would get things like this in the snail mail. that was nuts!

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: jdini76
I think its funny that poeple blaim stuff like this on Myspace. its not only people on myspace that do this. It's called a chain letter. I get these in my e-mail constantly. I even remember when I would get things like this in the snail mail. that was nuts!

i got a snail mail chain letter a couple weeks ago.....I nearly wrote them back with a letter explaining the usage of email and how it is vastly superior to sending text based messages through snail mail but then I decided the person on the other end clearly would not understand.

 

[Razgriz]

so don't read it, I usually ignore those stupid messages anyway.

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
When did they start letting people older than 13 on myspace?

:roll:

OP you can just delete your "friends" that post gay sh1t and you wont have that problem.

I don't use MySpace, my friend sent this to me. Not because its a chain letter but because it is creepy. Of course none of you will believe that though :laugh:

I made a Facebook the other day.. I felt dirty. I think I might delete it.