This is what my desk looked like this morning

[Martin]

Got back from vacation this morning:

http://mld.dreamhosters.com/suzie.jpg

Suzie, the office mannequin, wearing my headphones with a stress ball, a tangerine and a "welcome back" sign. And a wedding garter across my monitor.

I should do something for my coworkers tonight, any suggestions?

 

[Casawi]

I don't like the guy working next to you.

 

[Gibson486]

Are they too cheap to atleast get you guys cubicles?

 

[SSSnail]

That mannequin... is HOT!!!

 

[Mo0o]

That's the scariest thing ive ever seen

 

[djheater]

Rumple her clothes, lay her down and put a ciggarette in her mouth.

 

[UberNeuman]

Martin, I hate to tell you this - but there's nothing there but a desk....

Don't let the others here fool you further by indulging your delusion....

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Don't do anything. In about 5 months, show up with a little baby mannequin, hold it aloft in front of Suzie and scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"

Bonus points if the baby mannequin is a different race than you.

 

[Mr Pickles]

I'd bring that chick in the bathroom and take her for my prize.

 

[randay]

13" kitchen knife

 

[LS21]

Originally posted by: Gibson486
Are they too cheap to atleast get you guys cubicles?

privacy screen ftw

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: LS21

Originally posted by: Gibson486
Are they too cheap to atleast get you guys cubicles?

privacy screen ftw

open office concept - makes keeping up-to-date with what's going on around the office much easier. No one gets an office, except the CFO's 4 year old son who's got a bunch of toys in one of the meeting rooms.

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Don't do anything. In about 5 months, show up with a little baby mannequin, hold it aloft in front of Suzie and scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"

Bonus points if the baby mannequin is a different race than you.

Oh, I like this idea. No need to wait, I'll try to pick up a baby doll from the thrift store tomorrow morning.

 

[Fayd]

you have an office mannequin?


that's fucking awesome.

 

[tasmanian]

Just bring in a costco sheet cake and let people at it.

 

[Flammable]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
That mannequin... is HOT!!!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Don't do anything. In about 5 months, show up with a little baby mannequin, hold it aloft in front of Suzie and scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"

Bonus points if the baby mannequin is a different race than you.

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