People still run Win98 and earlier editions? Gee, and I thought that I was hard-headed. Win98 is evil.
I am Win98 Master Foo!
OMG, no...it, it....CAN'T BE!
Yes, it is true..you have disgraced my family...I must kill you! Behold, my Gray Screen of Death Punch! (Fwuahahah!_)
OMG! Noooooooo! Aiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!