This is what crazy looks like via text messaging

[MisterJackson]

Nah, she called him Mike on purpose, in an attempt to make him jealous enough to respond. She also sent him the text convo like she was talking to a girlfriend about going out on a date in hopes of the same reaction. It's a classic crazy person tactic.

 

[SearchMaster]

Haha, I was going to compliment disappoint earlier but didn't want to screw up the thread. Now that it's been tainted...BRAVO disappoint!

 

[iamwiz82]

Nah, she called him Mike on purpose, in an attempt to make him jealous enough to respond. She also sent him the text convo like she was talking to a girlfriend about going out on a date in hopes of the same reaction. It's a classic crazy person tactic.

My mind cannot even wrap itself around that. D:

 

[Josh123]

Anyone else think of Murray when listening to this?

 

[Zeze]

Nah, she called him Mike on purpose, in an attempt to make him jealous enough to respond. She also sent him the text convo like she was talking to a girlfriend about going out on a date in hopes of the same reaction. It's a classic crazy person tactic.

Yup, read that. Holy SHIT she's INSANE.

 

[Sixguns]

The best thread every! Way to go disappoint!

 

[halik]

Hahaha, she calls him Mike half way through. Oops

Probably because it's fake; what's with the "Hey Lady" address midway thru? Whoever made this up can't even keep their characters straight.

 

[trmiv]

Great thread!

 

[SagaLore]

Look, I'm having a horribad day and I don't want things to end badly. I know you won't open the pod bay doors but could you at least talk to me?

LOL

 

[heymrdj]

This shit explains my ex to a T...crap I'm glad I got away from that fucking loony bitch.

 

[cronos]

disappoint did not disappoint!

 

[Ninjahedge]

This shit explains my ex to a T...crap I'm glad I got away from that fucking loony bitch.

Was she cute?

/me plays innocent.

 

[heymrdj]

Was she cute?

/me plays innocent.

I dunno I sometimes still wonder what I saw in her. I will say the girl probably had just about the most perfect set of DD boobs that I have ever had the opportunity to play with. :sneaky:

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Who's Mike?

 

[HAL9000]

Who's Mike?

..

Nah, she called him Mike on purpose, in an attempt to make him jealous enough to respond. She also sent him the text convo like she was talking to a girlfriend about going out on a date in hopes of the same reaction. It's a classic crazy person tactic.

 

[disappoint]

Maybe she fell on her head doing yoga a few times:

 

[3chordcharlie]

Maybe she fell on her head doing yoga a few times:

Yes please.