THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET!

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Daaavo
Hosted.

And speedy too THX

 

[DanTMWTMP]

in for later

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Spikesoldier

Originally posted by: n7
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good, don't waste your time.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: quizzelsnatch

Originally posted by: mchammer187
this is better (from bash.org thread) :

Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fvcked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest sh!t in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in sh!t. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some sh!t and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

far too much like a tucker max story.

More like the Tucker Max story is far to much like it... I believe it came first.

 

[PoPPeR]

that sucked... horribly

 

[DorkBoy]

Originally posted by: Daaavo
Hosted.

thanks

 

[Bv3]

I thought it was great.

Here's another mirror.