This is not going to end well

Narmer

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My gf lives in a part of NYC where there are muslim and mexican immigrants along with some greeks. The muslims are real ghetto and they yell and the women make that sound with their tongue like they're being choked. With the world cup going on you hear the celebrations when someone scores. As for the Mexicans (or Greeks), they have sex really loud. They also have these mini-parties in the back of the apartment where there is heavy bumping and grinding going on. The muslims have a good view of the back. Anyway, when they're fucking you can hear the muslims screaming insults in arabic. I'm afraid this will end with a beheading.

Oh yeah, my gf had to put "Tyrone Jenkins" on the list of names where the bell is to avoid someone trying to go into her apartment. There have been a string of robberies (Mexicans) and this is the blackest name I could thing of. I can't wait for her to move in with me.
 

zerocool84

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You can't wait for her to move in with you??? Yea................. or she could just umm move to a different place?
 

her209

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Oh yeah, my gf had to put "Tyrone Jenkins" on the list of names where the bell is to avoid someone trying to go into her apartment. There have been a string of robberies (Mexicans) and this is the blackest name I could thing of. I can't wait for her to move in with me.
Leeeeeeroy Jennnnnnnkins
 

BoomerD

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Feb 26, 2006
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Tell the Mexicans that the Muslims are selling dope in their neighborhood.
Tell the Muslims that the Mexicans are having sex with pigs on pictures of Mohammed.

Problem solved.
 

grrl

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Hacp

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I can think of a billion better names.

Tyrone Robinson. Tyrone Richardson. Tyrone Tyson.