This is my thread

[DivideBYZero]

Hi, and welcome to my thread. Now before we begin let me get one thing straight - This thread is mine. Not yours, not his or theirs. I am the sole owner.

Not only am I the originator of the thread, but I also claim copyright on all that is conatained within it, you see, this thread is owned by me. Some people have asked for my thread, but I tell them staight, 'Post you own damn topic', or 'Nef yourself a new one elsewhere', but the message does not always get through.

The thing is, this is my thread, it simply does not belong to you.

It's mine.


All your threads are belong to us

 

[SoylentGreen]

Now all we need is a moderator lock so you can keep it.

 

[Fausto]

Remember that other conversation we had where I accused you of not being funny? You're doing it again.

(postcount +1 )

 

[Brutuskend]

<----- Steals thread and runs off to Ebay.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

This thread has been foreclosed due to non-payment of mortgage. Move along, nothing to see.

 

[Azraele]

 

[Yossarian]

This is your thread. There are many like it, but this one is yours...

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
<----- Steals thread and runs off to Ebay.

What have you done with my precious?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Remember that other conversation we had where I accused you of not being funny? You're doing it again.

(postcount +1 )

lol

 

[kranky]

I was thinking about posting the design of my machine that converts dirt into electricity as a goodwill gesture for world peace, but I think I'll change my mind, seeing as you will be claiming the copyright.

You can have this, though:
My theory, by kranky.
This is my theory, which is mine, which belongs to me. Well, this theory, that I have, that is to say, which is mine,... is mine. My theory, that I have, follows the lines that I am about to relate. (clears throat) The theory, by kranky. This theory, which belongs to me, is as follows... (more throat clearing) This is how it goes... (clears throat) The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. (clears throat) Ready?

All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine.

[thanks to Monty Python. See if they will let you have the copyright]

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
Now all we need is a moderator lock so you can keep it.

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
<----- Steals thread and runs off to Ebay.

ROFL

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: kranky
I was thinking about posting the design of my machine that converts dirt into electricity as a goodwill gesture for world peace, but I think I'll change my mind, seeing as you will be claiming the copyright.

You can have this, though:
My theory, by kranky.
This is my theory, which is mine, which belongs to me. Well, this theory, that I have, that is to say, which is mine,... is mine. My theory, that I have, follows the lines that I am about to relate. (clears throat) The theory, by kranky. This theory, which belongs to me, is as follows... (more throat clearing) This is how it goes... (clears throat) The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. (clears throat) Ready?

All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine.

[thanks to Monty Python. See if they will let you have the copyright]

This is now mine.

 

[WarSong]

[Sings]
This thread is my thread
It isn't your thread
I own a shotgun
And you don't have one
If you don't get off
I'll blow your head off
This thread belongs to me not you
[/Sings]

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: WarSong
[Sings]
This thread is my thread
It isn't your thread
I own a shotgun
And you don't have one
If you don't get off
I'll blow your head off
This thread belongs to me not you
[/Sings]

/swings jacket open to reveal Uzi

It's mine

/jacket

 

[308nato]

Is the Vlasic green Chevette double parked in front yours as well ?

 

[SoylentGreen]

Better:

This is my thread. There are many like it but this one is mine.
My thread is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me my thread is useless. Without my thread I am useless.
I must post in my thread true.
I must post straighter than my enemy who is trying to nef me.
I must nef him before he nefs me. I will.
Before god I swear this creed. My thread and myself and my thread are defenders of my trolling.
We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it.
Until there is no enemy.

 

[Orsorum]

 

[xuanman]

sorry, you can declare all you want, but you don't have an enforceable copyright on anything here.

 

[DaFinn]

Read my sig...










oh... and postcount++

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
<----- Steals thread and runs off to Ebay.

What have you done with my precious?

Its my precious now, I won the auction!