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This is insane!

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MobiusPizza

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I don't know if anyone have posted this or not. This This company is marketing seemingly fictitious devices named NvIQpSRAM Non-volatile Integrated Quantum-Optical Synchronous RAM

http://www.compu-technics.com/pages/16/index.htm

I did not even blink when I read that. It's sort of unbelievable.
Also take a look at this for their CES product show.
I do not live in USA and I don't know about CES. However their recommanded retail price of US$12,000 of a 100GB flash memory laptop with 16hours baterry live due to low power consumption of the memory is insanely incredible. I can not yet find what its 4.0Ghz CPU is about yet.

The 16GB MS, 8GB SD cards, 24GB CompatFlash card are difficult to believe.
I wonder if they can make PC RAM as well. QPRAM would definitely kick forthcoming XDR ram's ass for sure.

oO
They seems too good to be true...
Anyone can quote me the access time for DDR? GDDRIII is about 2.2ns am I right? The NvIQpRAM they quote has access time of 1.1-1.2ns...

I love quantum science now.
 
it would be sweet to drop a 100gig 2.5inch hd in a laptop :thumbsup: especially with a pentium-m, talk about battery life...

edit: jesus thats one hidious website
 
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
it would be sweet to drop a 100gig 2.5inch hd in a laptop :thumbsup: especially with a pentium-m, talk about battery life...

edit: jesus thats one hidious website
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Funny, too. The amount of technobabble is incredible. They mention "quantum" so often that you'd think they were scriptwriters for Enterprise.

I also love the "MEMORY MODULE FOR 24GB-Pin" that is pictured. Is it just me, or does that device look suspiciously like the adapter that you use to fit a full-sized headphone jack into the 3.5mm headphone socket on a walkman?

 
Originally posted by: batmanuel
Funny, too. The amount of technobabble is incredible. They mention "quantum" so often that you'd think they were scriptwriters for Enterprise.

I also love the "MEMORY MODULE FOR 24GB-Pin" that is pictured. Is it just me, or does that device look suspiciously like the adapter that you use to fit a full-sized headphone jack into the 3.5mm headphone socket on a walkman?
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Check out this technobabble...

-Kabob

P.S. Don't forget your hypercoptic marzelvanes or your drawn reciprication dingle arms...
 
Odd.... I wasn't aware that SP1 would support 100 gigs. HERE

All this and they install it in a board with 24megs of shared video memory?
 
not a viable alternative now except for military/space uses where the weight/low power/reliability makes up for the cost. at the rate flash mem prices are dropping maybe someday. also we wouldn't need 100 gigs for the hard drive. 10 - 30 gigs would be enough for all but storage
 
Originally posted by: kabob983
Originally posted by: batmanuel
Funny, too. The amount of technobabble is incredible. They mention "quantum" so often that you'd think they were scriptwriters for Enterprise.

I also love the "MEMORY MODULE FOR 24GB-Pin" that is pictured. Is it just me, or does that device look suspiciously like the adapter that you use to fit a full-sized headphone jack into the 3.5mm headphone socket on a walkman?
Click to expand...

Check out this technobabble...

-Kabob

P.S. Don't forget your hypercoptic marzelvanes or your drawn reciprication dingle arms...
Click to expand...


ROFL that's classic... dingle arm haha.
 
Originally posted by: Texun
Odd.... I wasn't aware that SP1 would support 100 gigs. HERE

All this and they install it in a board with 24megs of shared video memory?
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photoshop anyone? is it me or do the atomchip logos look like theyve been cut n pasted
 
lol, almost so doctored it looks like satire, but then also too focussed on grabbing money, so it's just a simple scam site imho (either that or a very well done satire site)

people that think this is real should think again.
 
Wow, that site is such a BS scam. It's like one of those late-night infomercials. What do you bet, that he is doing those things, to "set up" for presenting himself as some sort of inventor's friend, and subsequently advertise like that "Invention Submission Corp." does on late-night TV.
I know someone that has dealt with one of those sorts of companies, and generally they are a scam. You send them money, and they send some sort of "certificate" (not an actual patent, of course not), describing and declaring the existance of your "invention". They also prey on the hopeful new inventor, pretending that the invention could be worth big bucks, and drag them along for a while, attempting to suck money out of the them for "market research". I wouldn't for a second doubt that if they ever came across a "real" invention, that they would probably patent it themselves, and sell the rights to some far-east mfg.

The funniest part is, I know exactly where each of those electronics components was ripped out of, as I suspect the vast majority here do as well. What a mock-up. 😛

(To be sure, there are legitimate vendors of large-scale flash-memory devices, including ones with IDE interfaces on them. They are also big bucks. I would be more willing to trust in the eventual development of something like non-volatile FRAM, which I believe that Intel is also researching, than any of this guy's mumbo-jumbo.)

FRAM (Note how small the capacity is - this sort of memory device is still in it's early stages of commercial use. No 100GB sizes here.)
 
Completly and totally fake, They are just displaying the optic devices off a cd-rom and an led on an old Headphone plugin.
 
Originally posted by: batmanuel
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
it would be sweet to drop a 100gig 2.5inch hd in a laptop :thumbsup: especially with a pentium-m, talk about battery life...

edit: jesus thats one hidious website
Click to expand...

Funny, too. The amount of technobabble is incredible. They mention "quantum" so often that you'd think they were scriptwriters for Enterprise.

I also love the "MEMORY MODULE FOR 24GB-Pin" that is pictured. Is it just me, or does that device look suspiciously like the adapter that you use to fit a full-sized headphone jack into the 3.5mm headphone socket on a walkman?
Click to expand...

lol... I think they just slapped some stickers on compact flash and sony memory stick cards too. lolol

edit: ahahaha and the pictures for the usb plugs didn't even load the fist time. good god these guys are amateur. i hope this is a parody and not a scam for their sake.
 
Even if the capacity/power consumption claims were true it would be no replacement for hard drives. Flash is WAY TOO SLOW for that purpose. Well, you could use it for data, mp3s, videos, etc, but never for an OS drive.
 
"P.S. Don't forget your hypercoptic marzelvanes or your drawn reciprication dingle arms..."

LOL! Pardon me whilst I go repack the muffler bearings in my car. Also restock the blinker grease. hehe
 
Originally posted by: Texun
Odd.... I wasn't aware that SP1 would support 100 gigs. HERE

All this and they install it in a board with 24megs of shared video memory?
Click to expand...

SP1 supports large volumes in excess of 100Gb fine
 
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