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This is how I want CPR done on me when I bite the dust...*NSFW*

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Yeah, I don't get it.
I *think* the gist of it is not to rub it in a way as to produce pleasure arousal but rather discomfort arousal (bordering on pain). Press your flaccid penis against your pelvic bone hard enough or even just squeeze it, it isn't a nice feeling. So basically its the same concept as a sternum rake or nipple tweak, except on your junk. Anywhere with a lot of nerves would suffice and your package definitely has a lot of innervation, particularly the testes. At least, I hope that's what is going on. 😵
 
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I *think* the gist of it is not to rub it in a way as to produce pleasure arousal but rather discomfort arousal (bordering on pain). Press your flaccid penis against your pelvic bone hard enough or even just squeeze it, it isn't a nice feeling. So basically its the same concept as a sternum rake or nipple tweak, except on your junk. Anywhere with a lot of nerves would suffice and your package definitely has a lot of innervation, particularly the testes. At least, I hope that's what is going on. 😵

I've found a sternum rub quite effective. Squashing a guys dick never came to mind.
 
Maybe they are trying to arouse him to make the blood flow away from the brain to reduce brain swelling? Also explains why they raised his head up by lifting him to a seated position.

It probably worked once on someone with brain swelling so they think it works for a TKO.

NOPE.
 
Heh, good one disappoint.

So, anyone know the proper technique if the unconscious person is female? I just want to do it right, you understand.
 
The number of things they do wrong is just amazing:

1. Moving neck and spine, vigorously and repeatedly;
2. Sitting up;
3. Pour water over head (while unconscious);
4. Giving hand job (also vigorously and repeatedly).

They basically did nothing you are suppose to do with someone who has just been knocked out cold.

MotionMan
 
What. The. Hell.

If anyone ever does that to me if I'm unconscious, I surely hope nobody films it and if they do, I hope I never see it.
 
The number of things they do wrong is just amazing:

1. Moving neck and spine, vigorously and repeatedly;
2. Sitting up;
3. Pour water over head (while unconscious);
4. Giving hand job (also vigorously and repeatedly).

They basically did nothing you are suppose to do with someone who has just been knocked out cold.

MotionMan
And the lawyer shows up....🙄

😛

Happy NY, Motion.
 
So who went to the google to try and find out what was going on.
No way in hell. My bro in law is in the FBI, I can hear him now, "Well, I was curious what highland was looking at on the internet so I checked up on him." OMGWTHBBQ.......and then....😀😀😀
 
I have no idea wtf is going on there. Someone mind sharing what the hell cultural difference I'm seeing here? Was that a guy getting beat up and raped or something else?
 
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