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Lost_in_the_HTTP

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Cat's meowing helps rescuers find 83-year-old owner after she falls down a ravine

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CBS News|2 hours ago
When a 83-year-old woman fell down a ravine in Cornwall, England, it was her cat who helped rescuers find her. The woman had been missing for over an hour, and concerned neighbors called emergency services,

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Named "Lassie' by any chance?
 
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Leeea

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Lost_in_the_HTTP said:
it was her cat who helped rescuers find her
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The Mistress was fully aware if her personal slave died she would be inconvenienced and have to go through all the tedious effort of disciplining a new one.

Just easier to command the other slaves in the area to do something about it. The problem here is the insolent slaves took an hour to actually get their act together! They will be disciplined later.
 
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Bitek said:
Probably because the cat was hungry and annoyed it wasn't getting food yet.

Dont think for a sec this cat GAF about anyone else. Why? Because it's a cat.
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I remember a story a woman had a dozen cats. She died in the house.

The cats ate her.
 
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MichaelMay

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Bitek said:
Probably because the cat was hungry and annoyed it wasn't getting food yet.

Dont think for a sec this cat GAF about anyone else. Why? Because it's a cat.
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God I hate dog/cat people who think they have to compete with cat/dog people over which one is the best pet, it's so incredibly pathetic.

What is far worse though is those that claim to the the "human parent" of their pet... Those people need to just stop.

I've had cats and dogs and they both have their charm, I prefer cats over dogs because if I wanted a dumb fuck to boss around I'd just get a republican.
 
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MichaelMay said:
God I hate dog/cat people who think they have to compete with cat/dog people over which one is the best pet, it's so incredibly pathetic.

What is far worse though is those that claim to the the "human parent" of their pet... Those people need to just stop.

I've had cats and dogs and they both have their charm, I prefer cats over dogs because if I wanted a dumb fuck to boss around I'd just get a republican.
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Ok, random new guy.
 
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imported_tajmahal

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Nick Lowe song about Marie Provost who died and her little doggie ate her.

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Nick Lowe Lyrics

"Marie Provost"

Marie Provost did not look her best
The day the cops bust into her lonely nest
In the cheap hotel up on Hollywood West
July 29

She'd been lying there for two or three weeks
The neighbors said they never heard a squeak
While hungry eyes that could not speak
Said even little doggies have got to eat

She was a winner
That became the doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me
Whoa, poor Marie

Marie Provost was a movie queen
Mysterious angel of the silent screen
And run like the wind the nation's young men steam
When Marie crossed the silent screen

Oh she came out west from New York
But when the talkies came Marie just couldn't cope
Her public said, "Marie, take a walk
All the way back to New York"

She was a winner
That became the doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me
But now I see, poor Marie

Those Quaalude bombs didn't help her sleep
As her nights grew long and her days grew bleak
It's all downhill once you've passed your peak
Marie got ready for that last big sleep

The cops came in and they looked around
Throwing up everywhere over what they found
The handiwork of Marie's little dachs hound
That hungry little dachs hound

She was a winner
That became the doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me
Whoa, poor Marie

Poor Marie
Poor Marie
Poor, poor Marie
Poor Marie
Poor Marie
Poor Marie"

sorry it wasn't a cat
 
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