This gave me a terrible flashback to a serfdom job I had long ago in a small business. My then-gf and I both worked there and we could barely afford an dismal apartment, food and a crappy car with two incomes. Worked up the courage to approach the owner to ask for a raise.
His answer was to give me a big smile, invite me to sit next to his desk, and pull out a legal pad. Then the grilling started.
- Where do you buy your gas? Get it at [some station], it's 9 cents cheaper.
- I notice you and Michelle go out to lunch a couple times a week. Bring your lunch instead, you'll save $X per week between the both of you.
- Don't shop at the supermarket down the street, they have high prices. Go to [other supermarket] instead. That will save you at least $20/month.
- on and on.... then eventually...
So there, kranky, I just saved you about $80 a month and that's much more than any raise I could afford to give you.
Maybe that will work with your butler! 🙂