This is an abomination

[Exterous]

I'm not sure what kind of crazy sex crackers my wife bought or what deviant store she bought them from but this is unacceptable! I made her take a picture so I could warn everyone

 

[dasherHampton]

That's like a really fucked up Rorschach test.

I see all kinds of things.

 

[Iron Woode]

OMG!

the rhino-elephant cracker centipede!

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

No... I'm pretty sure this is an abomination...

 

[highland145]

Thread still lacking.

A finger? Really?

 

[brianmanahan]

trunk stuff

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Hey, what a rhino and an elephant do in the privacy of their own cracker box is none of my business. I do question the Op's wife's taste though.

 

[highland145]

Hey, what a rhino and an elephant do in the privacy of their own cracker box is none of my business. I do question the Op's wife's taste though.

In the OP?

 

[sdifox]

Elephant fudge packing a rhino with its trunk?

 

[highland145]

Elephant fudge packing a rhino with its trunk?

You know this?

😨😨

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

In the OP?

That of course but, I was referring to animal crackers distinctive lack of flavor.

 

[sdifox]

You know this?

😨😨

Guessing duh.

 

[highland145]

Guessing duh.

Let's go with that.

Where's mopardude when we need him?

 

[shortylickens]

When I saw the title I thought Donald with Melania.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Abomination? They're both pachyderms, that *barely* qualifies as interspecies erotica. Call me when your wife finds an elephant and a koala. Now that's hot.

And BTW, if you took care of your husbandly duties with more skill maybe your wife would not be buying beastial edibles. That's a cry for help.

 

[Captante]

When I saw the title I thought Donald with Melania.

My first thought was ketchup on a hotdog!

 

[BoomerD]

Entered thread expecting yeti...left disappointed.

 

[nakedfrog]

Elephantipede.

 

[Captante]

Entered thread expecting yeti...left disappointed.

Here ya go!

 

[Stopsignhank]

Why is your thumb nail so shiny?

 

[brainhulk]

your wife has manly looking fingers.

ooh la la

 

[Captante]

your wife has manly looking fingers.

ooh la la

Yeah but those elbows!

 

[brianmanahan]

Yeah but those elbows!

how pointy are we lookin at

 

[Captante]

how pointy are we lookin at

 

[Ajay]

I'm not sure what kind of crazy sex crackers my wife bought or what deviant store she bought them from but this is unacceptable! I made her take a picture so I could warn everyone View attachment 22126

On a side note, it looks like you need to moisturize