This is almost certainly the worst song of all time...

SaltyNuts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlcn-_jpWY


And I'm not just talking about its sound. Which is truly, truly, aweful. I'd rather be a WWII prisoner of the Japanese than listen to that gawd awful racket.

But, its even worse than that. The whole song she keeps repeating that stupid line "Can't keep my hands to myself." The whole song.

Then, at the very end, she says "I mean I could, but why would I want to?". So, wait a second. The whole stupid song is about how you can't keep your hands to yourself, but at the end you acknowledge that every thing you have been singing (well, allegedly singing lol) about for the whole song is a complete lie? Then why in the heck did you even have the gawd-awful song in the first place? You could have spared us the awful misery. Just horrendous all the way around.

That said, I would, however, happily do the naughty with her...
 

SaltyNuts

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Way to trivialize prisoners of war.


LOL, derp much? Trivialize prisoners of war... OR POINT OUT THE HUGE EXTENT TO WHICH I HATE THE SONG? You are almost certainly a liberal. Always finding something to complain about.
 

Crono

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I'll admit that song is in one of my playlists. It's not a very good song, but not the worst by a mile. It's just typical pop radio fare, which is fine for background music. Most of Selena Gomez's songs are like that.
 

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LOL, derp much? Trivialize prisoners of war... OR POINT OUT THE HUGE EXTENT TO WHICH I HATE THE SONG? You are almost certainly a liberal. Always finding something to complain about.
actually i'm not a liberal. I am canadian though so our spectrum looks so vastly different than what the media portrays in America that you would think I am. USA is out of touch with the rest of the world on things like that. On many many issues i'm a pretty hard-lined conservative. Which in Canada sits about 10 km left of America's Democrats.
 

SaltyNuts

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Crono, what the heck?!?! How on earth could you like that? Its not even really a song, its just her repeating that stupid line over and over again, not even singing it, and some random noises in the background. No melody or anything. Just garbage. And did you miss the huge point I made in my initial post? So, SO stupid!
 

IronWing

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Can a song exist that is worse than Jesse's Girl and the universe not explode out of irritation?
 

SaltyNuts

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I'm sorry Irongwing, but Jesse's Girl is like 1,000,000 cubed times better than this steaming pile of doodoo...
 

dud

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Here we go. Grab your lawn chair and alcoholic beverage of choice ...


:)
 

sm625

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That garbage isnt meant to portray talent or even to make sense at all. It is meant to make the mindless even more mindless. How else do you expect a small group of people to enslave a population? Through intelligent and thoughtful art? Ha!
 

nakedfrog

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I haven't heard it, but based on her other songs, I'm willing to concede that you may be right.
 

dainthomas

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"We built this city" by Starship is the worst song in history by a mile.
 
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Thebobo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlcn-_jpWY


And I'm not just talking about its sound. Which is truly, truly, aweful. I'd rather be a WWII prisoner of the Japanese than listen to that gawd awful racket.

But, its even worse than that. The whole song she keeps repeating that stupid line "Can't keep my hands to myself." The whole song.

Then, at the very end, she says "I mean I could, but why would I want to?". So, wait a second. The whole stupid song is about how you can't keep your hands to yourself, but at the end you acknowledge that every thing you have been singing (well, allegedly singing lol) about for the whole song is a complete lie? Then why in the heck did you even have the gawd-awful song in the first place? You could have spared us the awful misery. Just horrendous all the way around.

That said, I would, however, happily do the naughty with her...

204 million hits. WTF I dont get it, Get off my lawn!
 
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SaltyNuts

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Haha dainthomas, when I was a kid I remember I hated it, thinking "how do you build a city on rock and roll?". But I listed to it as an adult and its actually really good! Yes, the words of sort of stupid, but its actually a very catchy song with a good melody! Try it again!
 

Ns1

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the video is way better with the sound off while listening to your favorite tunes
 

angminas

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This is FAR worse, and Genesis is my second favorite band. It's just bad, bad, bad.