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This girl in my class?? (Need Advice)

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ahem, she is across the room.
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so? walk across the room then, and say "hi". and then say something clever.
try to get her name (if you don't have it) and maybe even a number or hobby or something.
kinda funny how the simple way is the best way.
and so what she'll think of it "weird" of you walking across the room to get her name...only shows her you're interested 😉
 
" Hi my name is Jumbo The Conquer and since Im a Junior and your a Sophmore you have to do what I say "

" First of all I must take a PIC of you to satisfy all h0rny perverts on Anandtech."

" So what do you say we go out for lunch ? "
 
Some of the advice these people give you is pathetic. I can teach you the 100% effective and proven method to get the girl.

First of all, do not try to talk to her! This might seem counter-intuitive, but it is the way to go. The idea is to make her want you, and to make you look like you're not drooling over her.

Second step is to show her you like her. Choose a time when you know you won't be doing much in class, and simply stare at her with this blank vision--maybe a crooked smile.

If she ever tries to look back at you, immediately pretend to be looking at something else.

Repeat this step maybe once or twice. Try to find out what her daily "walking" routine around the school is, and arrange it so you'll be facing her, in the opposite direction. Look at her face--if she says Hi, or waves, DO NOT say Hi back. Simply smile, again with the crooked smile.

Soon, she'll start staring at you as well, and you can go and approach her. You must do this quickly though, as the spell runs out...

Good luck.
 
worth

The other advice is pathetic? Then what does that make yours? What are you, 12? Playing eye contact games is for grade school.
 
why do you little boys always ask help w/ woman here...... don't they know that guys are here b/c they have no skillz 😉
 
Dont try to play any games like help on homework. Just go up to her and just start talking about something, anything. The thing I have found out is even if you stick your foot in your mouth once jsut keep at it and you will get better and then bam you are going out with them
 


<< why do you little boys always ask help w/ woman here...... don't they know that guys are here b/c they have no skillz >>



Yes try to avoid girl advise from people with 20+ post per day 😀
 
since you need courage and I'm a completely bored and dorky nerd who'd absorbed nothing but server side programming for the past few hours, I'm gonna write a pseudo servlet.

import my.nerd.classes.*;

class approach_girl{

Person you = new Person();
YourMouth mouth = you.getMouth();
Person girl = new Person();
String the_response;

public void init(){
mouth.out("hi, My name is Jimbo the Conqueror");
the_response = new String(girl.getResponse());
}

public void doPost(GeometryClassrequest request, GeometryClassresponse response)
throws ShameFullException, throws IOException{
if (the_response == "Huh?")
{
mouth.out("You heard me, I'm Jimbo the Conqueror, but you can call me Jim.");
String next_response = new String(girl.getResponse());
else if(next_response == "ok...weirdo")
{
mouth.out("Oh come on, like you've never done anything strange before? You've never had the urge to go out and be insane?");
next_response = new String(girl.getResponse());
if (next_response == "well, yeah")
you.makeConversation();
else if(next_response == "no"){
mouth.out("well, you should try it sometime, you never know who you might meet?");
you.performAction("Walk away smoothlike");}
}
}

else if (girl.IsLaughing())
{
you.makeConversation();
}
else if(the_response =="Where'd you get a name like that?")
{
mouth.out("Well, my parents had a little too much champagne at the naming ceremony");
you.makeConversation();
}
else
{
you.performAction("wink and walk away");
}
}

public void doGet(GeometryClassrequest request, GeometryClassresponse response)
throws ShameFullException, throws IOException{

doPost(request,response);
}
}

you have my permission to debug, alter code, and make fun of the author to no end. It's truly open source! haha
Edit: I forgot a brace
 


<< My advice works 😛 >>



Umm I guess but I would think most girls would think you are a stalker, don't respond when she says hi?

Here's what you need to do, and I'm even giving you 2 options.

A) Go up and punch her in the arm, and when you are apologizing you can get her name, its all the rage in 2nd grade.

or

B) Pull it out and put it on her leg, if she doesn't freak she might like you and then you are golden.

good luck.
 


<< A) Go up and punch her in the arm, and when you are apologizing you can get her name, its all the rage in 2nd grade.

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do this, then tell her "i asked my little brother how to get your attention and this is what he told me to do"
pulling her hair would also work well
 
Walk up to her, look down to where your zipper's at and say " Well, this thing is not gonna suck by itself"

Pureeeeeee......classicccccc
 


<< Walk up to her, look down to where your zipper's at and say " Well, this thing is not gonna suck by itself"

Pureeeeeee......classicccccc >>



I still prefer the one from Requiem . "I know it's pretty, but I didn't take it out for air".
 
Maybe you can hope that she needs homework help. If you ever see her walk up to the teacher's desk with questions in mind, you might, JUST MIGHT, have a window of opportunity. But you have to do anything with slickness, or she'll probably forever deem you as a uber-dork.
 
Try to be funny and just come up to her and say hubba hubba and that get her cracking now it's time to show some personality.
 
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