This girl I know sent me this message on facebook...

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: Kev
why do people post insignificant bullshit all the time?

To up their post count?

 

[fire400]

don't be a dork, meet up with her and hang out,

"at your own risk."

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Eghck

Originally posted by: chambersc
reply with something obviously coy like: "sure, I'll check your oil 😉 how about 10:30pm Saturday?"

no no you got it all wrong, reply with

how will you pay? Check one: money[] or sex[]. If money, how much do you charge for sex?

LOL

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Kev
why do people post insignificant bullshit all the time?

We're just better than you.

 

[slackerinabox]

Come on, stop being so nice to this guy - if I posted this you'd be jumping down my throat!

Of course, I can't say anything because someone would use that saying about the pot and the kettle being black, and I have no idea what the hell that means 😉

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Show her where to put the dipstick.

Originally posted by: Eghck

Originally posted by: chambersc
reply with something obviously coy like: "sure, I'll check your oil 😉 how about 10:30pm Saturday?"

no no you got it all wrong, reply with

how will you pay? Check one: money[] or sex[]. If money, how much do you charge for sex?

:laugh:

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I think you should take a look under her hood.

 

[Al Neri]

pics?

 

[skim milk]

yea check her oil
make sure it's lubricated enough
ur fingers might get dirty though


*wink*

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: quikah
Umm, WTH, is she 8? Check yes or no? That is something you do in 3rd grade.

thats why its so cool! 😛

I had a friend (now 26) who used that to get numbers from girls in class all the time, especially when it was hard to talk to them. Like "HI PRETTY GIRL! WOULD YOU LIKE TO [insert activity] WITH ME? Check Yes [] No [] or Maybe []"

He said it actually worked sometimes 😛

 

[Vegitto]

Dude, WTF? Why are you even thinking about this? A friend wants you to teach them how to change their oil. Just help them, and if it helps you get some poontang, that's nice, but that shouldn't be the main goal, IMO.

 

[radioouman]

Red Alert was a good game.

 

[CStan]

Tell her to Hell March her way to your place!

 

[snoopdoug1]

Originally posted by: Eghck

Originally posted by: chambersc
reply with something obviously coy like: "sure, I'll check your oil 😉 how about 10:30pm Saturday?"

no no you got it all wrong, reply with

how will you pay? Check one: money[] or sex[]. If money, how much do you charge for sex?

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: pcnerd37
Any chick that likes to play a C&C game gets two thumbs up in my book.

Unless she's obsese. -_-

I can't stand fat people.


*Though I don't make fun of them...*