This girl I know sent me this message on facebook...

Shawn

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Hey man do you think you can teach me to change my oil this weekend? check one: yes[] or no[]. if yes lemme know when is good for you and i'll go to your place. Peace man.

Is she weird or what?

In Bio, we were talking about how populations grow exponentially and how food grows linearly. Anyway she tells me that she used to play this game called "Red Alert" and when she'd mine all the ore it would grow back really slowly and how she could spend money faster than she could mine and when she'd run out she'd be fvcked... :laugh: Anyway she's pretty interesting.
 
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Kind of strange request (unless she is implying something else), but it seems like she would want to spend time with you.

Why not go along with it?
 

Shawn

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Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Kind of strange request (unless she is implying something else), but it seems like she would want to spend time with you.

Why not go along with it?

Yeah, maybe. She told me a week ago that she hadn't changed her oil for 7000 miles and that her maintenance light is on so I told her she should change it. She's pretty smart so I told her I could probably teach her how to change it herself and she said ok.
 

cmv

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Originally posted by: Shawn
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Kind of strange request (unless she is implying something else), but it seems like she would want to spend time with you.

Why not go along with it?

Yeah, maybe. She told me a week ago that she hadn't changed her oil for 7000 miles and that her maintenance light is on so I told her she should change it. She's pretty smart so I told her I could probably teach her how to change it herself and she said ok.

So she is saying YES to something you suggested? Why is that weird? That is normal. Help her and help yourself :).
 

Shawn

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Originally posted by: cmv
Originally posted by: Shawn
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Kind of strange request (unless she is implying something else), but it seems like she would want to spend time with you.

Why not go along with it?

Yeah, maybe. She told me a week ago that she hadn't changed her oil for 7000 miles and that her maintenance light is on so I told her she should change it. She's pretty smart so I told her I could probably teach her how to change it herself and she said ok.

So she is saying YES to something you suggested? Why is that weird? That is normal. Help her and help yourself :).

Nah it's just weird the way she asked. She's kinda silly like that.
 

quikah

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Umm, WTH, is she 8? Check yes or no? That is something you do in 3rd grade.
 

chambersc

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reply with something obviously coy like: "sure, I'll check your oil ;) how about 10:30pm Saturday?"
 

Skunkwourk

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Originally posted by: chambersc
reply with something obviously coy like: "sure, I'll check your oil ;) how about 10:30pm Saturday?"

no no you got it all wrong, reply with

how will you pay? Check one: money[] or sex[]. If money, how much do you charge for sex?
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Originally posted by: Eghck
Originally posted by: chambersc
reply with something obviously coy like: "sure, I'll check your oil ;) how about 10:30pm Saturday?"

no no you got it all wrong, reply with

how will you pay? Check one: money[] or sex[]. If money, how much do you charge for sex?

BHAHAHA!:laugh: