This gave me a chuckle

[silverpig]

oldsmoboat be damned, I figured the AT crowd would appreciate this type of humour.

http://abstrusegoose.com/268

 

[Yeem]

Sheep isn't declared.

 

[JohnCU]

smiled at first post, lol'd at second

 

[irishScott]

*sigh* what is it with people and spaces between the parenthesis and the statements?

"while()" not "while ()" the idea is to associate the () with the statement. What's with the space? /pet peeve

 

[JohnCU]

/facepalm

 

[gorcorps]

olds is never damned... fail

 

[joesmoke]

why the fuck is he wearing a baseball hat while hes sleeping?

 

[Nik]

Sheep isn't declared.

😀

 

[coldmeat]

why the fuck is he wearing a baseball hat while hes sleeping?

he's not sleeping

 

[joesmoke]

he's not sleeping

damn you...

 

[irishScott]

/facepalm

Hey, if my TAs can bitch at me about not putting it in (but thankfully can't dock me for it) I can bitch back.

In other news, better make sure "++" is properly overridden, otherwise you'll just visualize a sheep mating doughnut.

 

[destrekor]

I went to one previous in the comic series, and instantly that site is now banned from my conscious. Far too over my head to ever find teh funny.

I've done some coding, but pure coding jokes just aren't me. Plus, I don't understand the syntax of whatever that shit is.

 

[SpatiallyAware]

I went to one previous in the comic series, and instantly that site is now banned from my conscious. Far too over my head to ever find teh funny.

I've done some coding, but pure coding jokes just aren't me. Plus, I don't understand the syntax of whatever that shit is.

Hah, the one previous doesn't even have any coding..

 

[Ballatician]

😀

What happened to the one that smiled and nodded up and down?

 

[destrekor]

Hah, the one previous doesn't even have any coding..

ay, you are right good sir. It's a bunch of equations.
Rows of symbols instantly scare me anymore these days.

Make a movie entirely about the maths or programming, turn it into a horror movie... and I won't sleep for a week.

Pi almost made me cry.
:awe:

 

[Jeff7]

ay, you are right good sir. It's a bunch of equations.
Rows of symbols instantly scare me anymore these days.

Make a movie entirely about the maths or programming, turn it into a horror movie... and I won't sleep for a week.

Pi almost made me cry.
:awe:

Letters are also symbols, and they are frequently arranged in rows. 😛

 

[chusteczka]

Sheep isn't declared.

I am sorry, this is so technically misguided that it is not even cute. You do not declare a variable inside of a while loop. That is a quick way to decrease efficiency and create a memory leak. All variables should be declared before a loop is entered.

Do you really want to declare a variable on each iteration of a while loop? Think about that for a moment.

2,000 iterations of that while loop would create 2,000 separate instantiations of that object, thereby mapping 2,000 separate spaces in memory. Furthermore, the final value would be undetermined.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

I am sorry, this is so technically misguided that it is not even cute. You do not declare a variable inside of a while loop. That is a quick way to decrease efficiency and create a memory leak. All variables should be declared before a loop is entered.

Do you really want to declare a variable on each iteration of a while loop? Think about that for a moment.

2,000 iterations of that while loop would create 2,000 separate instantiations of that object, thereby mapping 2,000 separate spaces in memory. Furthermore, the final value would be undetermined.

You will never have sex with a woman.

Well, not without paying.

 

[dighn]

I am sorry, this is so technically misguided that it is not even cute. You do not declare a variable inside of a while loop. That is a quick way to decrease efficiency and create a memory leak. All variables should be declared before a loop is entered.

Do you really want to declare a variable on each iteration of a while loop? Think about that for a moment.

2,000 iterations of that while loop would create 2,000 separate instantiations of that object, thereby mapping 2,000 separate spaces in memory. Furthermore, the final value would be undetermined.

and that's how you ruin a joke

 

[Gothgar]

I am sorry, this is so technically misguided that it is not even cute. You do not declare a variable inside of a while loop. That is a quick way to decrease efficiency and create a memory leak. All variables should be declared before a loop is entered.

Do you really want to declare a variable on each iteration of a while loop? Think about that for a moment.

2,000 iterations of that while loop would create 2,000 separate instantiations of that object, thereby mapping 2,000 separate spaces in memory. Furthermore, the final value would be undetermined.

thanks for explaining that to all of us, its not like this is a tech forum or anything

 

[geno]

I am sorry, this is so technically misguided that it is not even cute. You do not declare a variable inside of a while loop. That is a quick way to decrease efficiency and create a memory leak. All variables should be declared before a loop is entered.

Do you really want to declare a variable on each iteration of a while loop? Think about that for a moment.

2,000 iterations of that while loop would create 2,000 separate instantiations of that object, thereby mapping 2,000 separate spaces in memory. Furthermore, the final value would be undetermined.

You're one of those people who jump at the opportunity to show everyone just how much you know, aren't you? You know, you're at a party and someone mentions something you know or think you know about and you go off on a 20-minute long tirade, spewing opinions or facts just so you feel that fuzzy warm feeling in your belly, knowing I know more than these people...mmmm (don't be afraid to physically pat yourself on the back during this time). All the while the only thing resonating in anyone's head within an earshot is "When will this self-indulgent idiot shut up?".

Congratulations, you know something about programming structure. We are all very impressed.

 

[Krazy4Real]

smiled at first post, lol'd at second

This.

 

[destrekor]

Letters are also symbols, and they are frequently arranged in rows. 😛

AIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiifffuuuuuuuuuuu

Way to bring my world to ruins. Hope you're proud of yourself!

 

[waggy]

You're one of those people who jump at the opportunity to show everyone just how much you know, aren't you? You know, you're at a party and someone mentions something you know or think you know about and you go off on a 20-minute long tirade, spewing opinions or facts just so you feel that fuzzy warm feeling in your belly, knowing I know more than these people...mmmm (don't be afraid to physically pat yourself on the back during this time). All the while the only thing resonating in anyone's head within an earshot is "When will this self-indulgent idiot shut up?".

Congratulations, you know something about programming structure. We are all very impressed.

/this


but yes 1st post and reply were great

 

[Born2bwire]

Letters are also symbols, and they are frequently arranged in rows. 😛

It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps.

:awe: