This for real?

Bootprint

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I want the "Helmet of Pure Thought"

'This deluxe item is used to eradicate lustful thoughts from the wearer. The helmet monitors brain waves and emits a nausea-inducing low frequency when sexual thoughts are detected. The wearer can be "tempted" with images of a sexual nature by looking into a visor (sold separately).

The perfect item to test whether your child is pure in thought. '


Is that tempted part for people in s&m?


Edit :
I did it now, they have a warning
* No goths, atheists, intellectuals, homosexuals or Jews are allowed to enter our premisses.
 

Yax

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"..Christian doctors and scientists agree on the harmful side effects of masturbation which are:

blindness
acne
the desire for a greater thrill which leads to drug addiction
homosexuality
atheism "
 

Luagsch

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OMFG!

AM02: Anti-e!2ec7ion ring - £99.99
- delivers short, violent shock when p3n15 becomes e!2ec7

haven't there already been some electric ple4sure thingys out in the wild?

(no it wouldn't give me ple4sure, it would make me shoot myself...)
 

MrPickins

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Dear Manuela
You poor, poor thing. Your neighbour sounds like one of the most sick and evil people I have ever heard of. It does not surprise me that he is plotting such wicked deviousness as being a homosexual he is evil by nature. It is a well known fact that the minds of homosexuals are twisted and they are capable of committing diabolical acts beyond that of any normal person. How you must long for the glory days of 1933-1945 when the German government made homosexuality illegal.

lol, "glory days"
:p
 

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Ah, its has to be fake, read this...

Click on the "application" link, even if this is a parody website, it's crossed the line of good taste:(

I know, I was going to put a link to it, but I found it a little too offensive...
 

glugglug

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Originally posted by: Bootprint
Ah, its has to be fake, read this...

We are aware that a plane trip to St Egdums' would be arduous and expensive, so the BCC and Dr Pew have a created a special mail order service. All you have to do is to post your son to us in a specially prepared parcel available from the BCC and we will take care of the rest. Make sure you use plenty of bubble wrap and a generous amount of cotton wool. And don't forget the air holes! It might also be an idea to mark you parcel "fragile".

I wonder how many people have actually tried this....

ROFLMAO