This fish will swim into your Urethra

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: vegetation
Wouldn't these go into other openings as well?

ack...imagine getting one of these stuck in your nose or ear. shoot these probably swim in swarms, every opening could be a target...shudders

There are other openings I'm more afraid of :Q

 

[KokomoGST]

OMG!!! OH NO!!!! AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIEEEEEEEEEEEEEIEEEEEEEE!!!

 

How about surfing the Amazon?

check it out!

 

[Nyical]

Hey is that a fish in your pants or you just happy to see me

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

CANDIRU

Janet Bohac



If you had been
on that South American trip
with me,
you'd have no trouble understanding
what I mean when I say?
I wish I were a candiru.
I would swim up the smallest orifice,
tucking myself away,
out of sight,
then fan out my fins,
lodging myself in your unsuspecting skin.
You would be made to notice me
and I would sit trapped inside you,
giggling like a naughty child
while you screamed like a lunatic
to get me out of your body.

People would look on
with sad, knowing eyes that say?
That one's fallen in love again.
Made crazy by love.

Meanwhile, I'd continue to swim
your great tributaries,
attacking your heart a while.
Next, I'd be in your ear,
coursing the whispering canals,
deafening you with a rush of fluid cries.
When I reach your fingertips,
everyone you touch will have the pain
of me upon their skin.
Once in your eye,
you will see only me
superimposed upon those pretty,
meaningless faces.
In the blood of your lips
you will speak only of me
to ears expecting their own names.
At last, at home in your brain,
I will pierce all those neurons,
jolting them out of their scientific patterns
and all you are
will be reduced
to a solitary obsession.

I want to cripple you
with this body
so small, so seemingly sleek.
I want to puff up my spines
in that tiny hole.
I want you to feel where I am.
I want you to know I am here.

 

[jagr10]

Who's stupid enough to go swimming in the amazon with all sorts of weird species all around.

 

[sharkeeper]

Remember the things that Khan let crawl in your ears?

Yes that part of South America is loaded with all sorts of weird stuff! Definitely stay OUT of the water!

-DAK-

 

[cliftonite]

Yup saw that on the animal planet once (it was a special about parasites).

 

[Danman]

Ow.

 

[conjur]

GAH!! That's almost as bad as big hairy spiders crawling on me!

 

[CraigRT]

oh my dear god

that's freaking disturbing

 

[djheater]

I believe I'd rather suffer the fish than the effects of that womans "poetry"

~edit
Crap someone posted this piece of crap before me. I'll edit it down...

 

[UNCjigga]

Reason #9 NOT to go swimming in the freakin Amazon

AKA Reason #46 NOT to save the rainforests

 

[SpiderX]

*Note to self..never swim in the Amazon

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: SpiderX
*Note to self..never swim in the Amazon

I already scratched Amazon off my To-Do list

 

[filmmaker]

OUCH!

Now I can offically say that I'd rather have a kidney stone.

 

[Fiveohhh]

I heard about it on some cable staion a week or two ago, was pretty disturbing. something about them being attracted to you piss that made them go there...

 

[ElFenix]

:Q:Q:Q

 

[SoylentGreen]

And I was afraid of pirahnas

 

[Bootprint]

And you thought flies coming out there was bad

One site say's some scientist was holding one of these things and he had a small cut. Well it went into the cut and could be seen writhing under the skin heading for the vein...

 

[Spooner]

Failing that, the only alternative is to amputate the penis.

Oh man

 

[bootymac]

All was well--the patient lived and got to keep his penis

Yay!!!

 

[Scarpozzi]

The moral of the story: Next time you think she smells like fish....beware!!!

 

[filmmaker]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
The moral of the story: Next time you think she smells like fish....beware!!!

Oh man... that's just wrong.

 

[TheShiz]

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
Reason #9 NOT to go swimming in the freakin Amazon

AKA Reason #46 NOT to save the rainforests

reason #3,000,000,000 that you are an idiot.