Don't do it. Everybody you know will start thinking you're a computer guru and start driving you crazy with their computer problems. The prestige that comes with working as a tech at a chain store might cause your ego to inflate to the bursting point and you'll have a stroke. Your supervisor, who will be a complete moron, will have you installing RTCF as the newest upgrade to the VIA 4 in 1 drivers.
Take some pride in yourself.