Stop making so many threads about this. One thread is enough. Call it "wisdom teeth removal", or "DCal gets things cut out of his mouth", or "DCal dehydrates himself and panics about a very rare condition", or... you get the point.
Also, quit worrying and bitching about dry socket.
1) Do not smoke
2) Do not use a straw
3) Do not spit
There, no dry socket.
As for the rest of getting the teeth removed, find yourself a bunch of good movies, sit your ass down on the couch, and watch movies for a few days. Get one of those nice ice bag pouches that you can wrap around your head, and keep icing frequently. If your food requires chewing, well, you're eating the wrong stuff.
In a few more days you can resume your normal trolltastic posting manner.