Think I can return Toilet Paper to Target?

[PHiuR]

Maybe Wal-mart, they take everything back.

Heck, they'd probably take it back even after you wipe your behind with it.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Yea right. :roll: Just keep the roll on top of the toilet until you use them up.

On top of the toilet poses some serious acrobatic maneuvers in a time where acrobatics can be both life threatening, and downright dirty.

your man card needs to be revoked. a true man leaves the new roll on the sink/toilet and waits for the woman to install it.

I bet you put the seat down when you're done, too :shudder:

edit: i didn't read the thread, I see drpizza was thinking the same thing

 

[BoomerD]

http://www.charmin.com/en_us/p...extender_request.shtml

Just do like the Indian chief did when he bought a truckload of cheap paper...

Take it back and tell then it's John Wayne toilet paper...rough and tough, and don't take shit off Indians...

 

[CorCentral]

Wait a minute guys. The extention listed here applies to width only. If you have an Older TP Holder, it will rub the wall and won't fit!

Just replaced all of my holders with these........ Moen one's.

No matter the depth/thickness of the roll, no problem. But if you have a wide ass and they come out with wide TPin the future, you're shit out of luck.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Leros
The mega rolls usually come with a plastic "extender" thing so the roll will fit.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_demo.shtml

AMERICA!!!
http://www.charmin.com/en_us/p...extender_request.shtml

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: CorCentral
Wait a minute guys. The extention listed here applies to width only. If you have an Older TP Holder, it will rub the wall and won't fit!

Just replaced all of my holders with these........ Moen one's.

No matter the depth/thickness of the roll, no problem. But if you have a wide ass and they come out with wide TPin the future, you're shit out of luck.

its not about width, width is standard. thickness of the roll requires it be held futher from the wall, the extention apparently does this moving the holder tube a bit futher away.

course doesn't apply to your fancy moen.

no biggie, just use it a bit and it'll fit soon enough

returning toilet paper is just embarrassing

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: Leros
The mega rolls usually come with a plastic "extender" thing so the roll will fit.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_demo.shtml

AMERICA!!!
http://www.charmin.com/en_us/p...extender_request.shtml

Oh, crap!........ Ignore my other post above.

 

[0roo0roo]

zomg..theres a http://www.poopreport.com/Cons...Extender/extender.html site
with pic

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: DrPizza
You put the roll of toilet paper on the toilet paper holder voluntarily?!

I suppose you probably put the seat back down when you're finished too!

Mancard -1

I live alone and I do both.
:Q

Same

Its a pet peeve of mine actually... I always have to pull it back down, even if I wasnt the last to use it... I think its healthier ( you dont want any hidden smells to sneak up to the rest of the bathroom :Q)

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
zomg..theres a http://www.poopreport.com/Cons...Extender/extender.html site
with pic

That's the same Poop Paper holder I have!!!! See Pic! Holy shit!

I just took a pic of the TP holder in the unfinished Master Bathroom w/ the ugly wallpaper, showing what can happen if you don't have an extender....... New Big Roll with OLD TP holder

I'm tired!

Did I say I was tired? Here's a video for you, straight from the Poo.

 

[Leros]

What is the exciting conclusion to this dramatic post?

 

[Squisher]

I want to see a video of someone returning an open package of toilet paper.

Do it, and take a video camera.

 

[FoBoT]

just sit them to the side and use it up

 

[imported_weadjust]

Dude you have a wife, so a 12 pack lasts like 12 days. If you were a single guy it would last 12 months. Tuff it out for 12 days.

 

[covert24]

Be a man and use your hand!

 

[SampSon]

Charmin has thoes roll extender things included with them.
Though I'm not sure why you would consider returning a case of toilet paper because it won't fit in the roll for a day or two.
I doubt that sanitary products are returnable though.

Either way, wipe your puss and let it sit on the floor!

 

[evident]

just take a bunch of shits at once... why bother going back to target
but as long asyou have the receipt, they will takei t back

 

[Green Man]

if you have a woman in the house, those mega rolls rock!

no more having to replace the roll every other day.

Plus, they have a free offer for a mega adapter to fit the roll in any holder!

rejoice that you found the mega roll!

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: DrPizza
You put the roll of toilet paper on the toilet paper holder voluntarily?!

I suppose you probably put the seat back down when you're finished too!

Mancard -1

I live alone and I do both.
:Q

Nothing wrong with that. We're assuming that you're doing it in the hopes that if you have female company, they'll appreciate you more for your actions. +1 to your mancard for knowing how to impress the ladies.