Think a grasshopper is planning on killing me

[Texashiker]

There is a grasshopper on the outside of my office window, staring at me.

I think the grasshopper and my house cat are working together to plot my death.

What do I do?

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Kill yourself before they get the chance, yeah that will show 'em

 

[KidNiki1]

Nothing you can do at this point. Pretty sure you re dooooooomed!!!

 

[LookBehindYou]

Stare back at him. Your only hope is to show that you are not scared and you are the dominant one. Otherwise he will pick up on your weakness and you will be doomed.

 

[acheron]

Lock up your guns, power tools, etc. That will only delay the inevitable, though.

 

[D1gger]

Can I haz your stuff?

 

[microAmp]

Is it by helicopter? You lost your grasshopper points?

 

[Newbian]

Convince your cat that the grasshopper is a double agent and plans on attacking the cat when he turns his back and then release your cat outside to eat the grasshopper.

 

[DrunkenSano]

Holy crap, your cat and the grasshopper managed to sign an unholy alliance. Doomsday for you will come before 2012.

 

[96Firebird]

The grasshoppers in the south are feeble, the ones we have up north are awesome.

 

[Possessed Freak]

There is a cricket trying to kill me... It won't SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UP YOU STUPID CRICKET!

 

[Newbian]

There is a cricket trying to kill me... It won't SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UP YOU STUPID CRICKET!

 

[Genx87]

Wait him out until the first frost.