Things you never say to your significant other.

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: jhayx7
Slap her butt and yell "TITAL WAVE!"

done it, it was hilarous

 

[Quasmo]

We're both big.

I've burped in her mouth when I was kissing her, on our first date.

I won't go down on you, I hate wilted romaine lettuce.