Things You Do In Video Games That'd Be Creepy In Real Life

akahoovy

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Burglary isn't well looked upon, but I don't think anyone would be too happy with you just going into their house and just looking through their cabinets and drawers without taking anything as well.
 

BoberFett

Lifer
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LOL, hoarding. I'm a certified Fallout/Elder Scrolls hoarder. I pick up everything that's not nailed down and haul it back to my house. You never know when you might need it.
 

lozina

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Sep 10, 2001
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The creepiest is the way I pile up and stage bodies in games like Skyrim. I could spend hours carefully making a big pile of bodies, staging them in humorous scenes, or pushing them off cliffs to relish the ragdoll physics.
 

SMOGZINN

Lifer
Jun 17, 2005
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I don't know if it is creepy or not, but I think it is the way that you walk around town and tell people: 'I'm on a quest to save the world from the evil overlord, do you have anything I can do? So far I've killed approximately half the people in this town, so no bars on what it is! Maybe there is a potted plant you would like? I could kill your neighbor and steal it for you. Or maybe I could run to the other side of the continent to get you a cake!"
 

exdeath

Lifer
Jan 29, 2004
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Breaking into random buildings and smashing pottery.

Running around in circles waiting for encounters.

Running and repeatedly rolling or jumping everywhere.
 
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SMOGZINN

Lifer
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Capturing sentient creatures and forcing them to live in tiny round balls (cages much smaller then them!) then training them in martial combat so you can force them to fight in gladiatorial battles for their masters.
 

UberNeuman

Lifer
Nov 4, 1999
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I like to crouch down and look up the ladies panties. I also do this in real life.

I'm fun at parties.
 
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Capturing sentient creatures and forcing them to live in tiny round balls (cages much smaller then them!) then training them in martial combat so you can force them to fight in gladiatorial battles for their masters.

So you're a fan of grimdark pokemon?

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shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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stealing silverware, cloth sacks, chipped pots, rancid drink, and moldy bread.

stealing pants. Right off motherfuckers.
 

xantub

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as a jRPG lover:
- Hanging around with a talking animal (and nobody noticing)
- Hanging around with a 12 year old kid (and nobody calling you a pedofile)
- Fighting with doll as a weapon
- Going into everybody's houses and, even with them inside, open all cabinets and take everything of value
- Opening barrels on the street and finding gold