Things you can say at Thanksgiving and not get slapped !!!

MaxDepth

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"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"Oooh! You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just sit back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
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Ooops, how could I have forgotten:
"That's one big bone!"
 

NokiaDude

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LOL. What about non-sex related jokes, my whole family is mormon so they wouldn't understand.
 

rahvin

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Originally posted by: NokiaDude
LOL. What about non-sex related jokes, my whole family is mormon so they wouldn't understand.

I'm sorry. My condolensces.
 

Lounatik

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Is that because no one in your family ever had sex?

Dude, they are Mormons fer the love of pete! You know, polygamy(many wives in the harem) I assume they know about S-E-X.Well, maybe i shouldn't assume anything.Okay sarcasm and degenerating Mormon jokes aside, I think I will snip this list and send it to my freinds and family! Very funny!



Peace



Lounatik
 

obiwaynekenobi

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Originally posted by: Lounatik
Is that because no one in your family ever had sex?

Dude, they are Mormons fer the love of pete! You know, polygamy(many wives in the harem) I assume they know about S-E-X.Well, maybe i shouldn't assume anything.Okay sarcasm and degenerating Mormon jokes aside, I think I will snip this list and send it to my freinds and family! Very funny!


Peace


Lounatik

Oh my God. shut the h*ll up.
 

xSauronx

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we can use the lords name in vain, but not say hell?

the hell kind of forum is this anyway
 

freakflag

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Don't forget the homeless...
they get to eat at the "Y" !!!!

Oh man, I crack me up.
 

BDawg

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Originally posted by: NokiaDude
LOL. What about non-sex related jokes, my whole family is mormon so they wouldn't understand.

Maybe one of your moms knows. ;)