Things women have said to you....

[Quasmo]

hey, you're that guy who likes to stare at people

 

[RollWave]

"Why didnt you evite me to your party?"

 

[Linux23]

"Get Out"

:Q

 

[shortylickens]

"Ooohhh. Ouch, Owwie, Owwie, Owwie, Owwie, UGH.
Ok that feels better. I kind of like the knuckle."


Oh, and one I will never forget as long as I live.

HER (older and experienced): "Would you give me a pearl necklace?"
ME (young and naive): "A real one?"
HER: "Of course a real one, silly!"
ME: "Ummm, I dont think I can afford that."

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
"Ooohhh. Ouch, Owwie, Owwie, Owwie, Owwie, UGH.
Ok that feels better. I kind of like the knuckle."


Oh, and one I will never forget as long as I live.

HER (older and experienced): "Would you give me a pearl necklace?"
ME (young and naive): "A real one?"
HER: "Of course a real one, silly!"
ME: "Ummm, I dont think I can afford that."

:laugh:

 

[wasssup]

my sister's roommate said i was weird

 

[Regs]

"Would you like to come over and help me with my homework?"

And we are both in college....

So don't get any perverted thoughts freaks!

 

[Pacfanweb]

"There's a party on my pu$$y, wanna come?"

 

[shamrock1313]

Originally posted by: BriGy86

Originally posted by: shortylickens
"Ooohhh. Ouch, Owwie, Owwie, Owwie, Owwie, UGH.
Ok that feels better. I kind of like the knuckle."


Oh, and one I will never forget as long as I live.

HER (older and experienced): "Would you give me a pearl necklace?"
ME (young and naive): "A real one?"
HER: "Of course a real one, silly!"
ME: "Ummm, I dont think I can afford that."

:laugh:

I had to get Urban Dictionary on that one. I've never heard that term used for said act.

 

[shortylickens]

Thats just it. I had heard of it from smut films.
But it never occured to me she would possibly want such a thing for herself. So my brain couldnt make the connection.

I just assumed she wanted pretty jewlery, like all women do.

 

[Random Variable]

"I hate you and I hope you die. Now take off your pants."

 

[RCN]

"Why don't we go to the motel and fvck for a few hours. "

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: Zaitsevs
one time a girl told me god talked to her in her dreams and didn't want to be with me anymore.

I felt pwned.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
To let you know that they are interested in you....

Sure I don't mind if you keep me late at work, but you're buying me supper afterwards


your turn

Define "interested." Interested as in "I want you to play hide the salami with me" or interested as in "I can see myself in a long term relationship with you."

Granted; sometimes the latter starts out with the former, but seldom does the former turn into the latter.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
To let you know that they are interested in you....

Sure I don't mind if you keep me late at work, but you're buying me supper afterwards


your turn

Define "interested." Interested as in "I want you to play hide the salami with me" or interested as in "I can see myself in a long term relationship with you."

Granted; sometimes the latter starts out with the former, but seldom does the former turn into the latter.

No kidding. There's two entirely different sets of responses here.

- M4H

 

[Shiizu]

"Wanna f#%@?"

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Linux23
"Pull Out"

:Q

FIXED

 

[thirdlegstump]

"I like pain, pain is pleasure" - ex gf

"Don't ever do that face again" - current gf - while I was playing guitar

"You look like Mogwai"

 

[Richard Nixon]

Wow, that's never going to fit. .

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
"I like pain, pain is pleasure" - ex gf

"Don't ever do that face again" - current gf - while I was playing guitar

"You look like Mogwai"

deathkoba?

 

[Eeezee]

"You're very creepy, leave me alone"

Have been told this by ex-gf while we were together

 

[l Xes l]

wanna fvck?

 

[shortspanishguy]

"Throw me over the side of the bathtub" -ex gf

 

[SampSon]

You're such an asshole and say all the wrong things, which gets me wet.

 

[flawlssdistortn]

"We should move in together, it would be just like Will and Grace! ... except you're not gay..."