Things that SOUND dirty but aren't...

[Ameesh]

new york taco!

 

[Crescent13]

I drove into the cockpit.

 

[Pocatello]

Phuket, Thailand. A very beautiful place. If you pronounce it wrong, it sounds dirty, I guess.

 

[CKent]

Don't exacerbate the situation, it'll make your palms hairy.

 

[zanieladie]

LOL at most of them. Can't think of anything new to add...except maybe: "We need a new shuttlecock to play."

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Pocatello
Phuket, Thailand. A very beautiful place. If you pronounce it wrong, it sounds dirty, I guess.

*guy stomping on the keypad of his franklin translator dohickey...*

"ah, fvki t!"

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
cumsquat

i think it's a bird?

You mean kumquat.

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
cumsquat

i think it's a bird?

You mean kumquat.

thank you!

yes, kumquat.

now, is it a pastry or a bird, I don't want to look it up : P

 

[DainBramaged]

Manhole

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
thank you!

yes, kumquat.

now, is it a pastry or a bird, I don't want to look it up : P

fruit

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
cumsquat

i think it's a bird?

You mean kumquat.

 

[Midlander]

There was a song on the Traveling Wilburys CD that included many things like this.

 

[cherrytwist]

Alexander Semin

 

[Kevin1211]

"Wanna give my friend a ride?"

 

[Elderly Newt]

This.

 

[MiranoPoncho]

The only thing better than seeing happiness on a child's face is knowing you put it there.

 

[imthebadguy]

male-male aux connection (no homo)

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
cumsquat

i think it's a bird?

You mean kumquat.

thank you!

yes, kumquat.

now, is it a pastry or a bird, I don't want to look it up : P

cumsquat is actually a dirty word.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

My new baby is the only thing that can handle my loads.

 

[biggestmuff]

Shout this phrase in the middle of the grocery store!

"My Dixie wrecked!"

 

[Hammerhead]

I hear this at work a lot - Back End Processing

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
cumquats

i think it's a mini citrus fruit?

fixed

 

[newParadigm]

Pho Bich Nga, name of a Vietnamese restaurant that i saw somewhere once.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

vicky got a new multivibrator, you should have heard her testing it out last night.

 

[bonkers325]

looks like you need more seamen on your poop deck