Life? Life is beautiful, and everyone in it. Well . . . almost everyone. I just can't stand humorless, pissant, whiney, self important, monkey ball munching, toxic waste breath blowhards like ThisisMatt. Yes, yes, mattyboy, Alfred E. Neuman's uglier, stupider brother. He tried to land a job as a doorstop in a bus station once, but wasn't considered bright or personable enough. Mattyboy yearned for a touching reunion with his Mom, but couldn't afford the zoo tickets. He carries around a picture of Chewbacca in his wallet, and no one has ever had the heart to tell him that that's not his Dad. Uncanny resemblance, though. A tragic story, really . . . his parents moved when he was only four years old . . . and they've managed to elude him ever since. Two minutes with Mattyboy, and you'd know why. A walk through the ocean of his soul would scarcely get your feet wet.