Things that make you instantly hate someone?

[cbrunny]

when they are a Leafs fan

 

[John Connor]

Stupidity. I play a stupid person, but I often don't have to try much with this forum being so myopic and well, just plain fucking stupid!

 

[Ruptga]

^^

 

[nakedfrog]

Stupidity. I play a stupid person, but I often don't have to try much with this forum being so myopic and well, just plain fucking stupid!

On a scale of one to even, I just can't.

 

[zinfamous]

I love a meat lovers pizza as much as the next guy but I like to balance it out with some sweetness too. am i wrong?

I love meat but I also don't like too much on a pizza. IMO, pizza is best with only one meat and a couple of other veggies. Sometimes I will tolerate 2 meats, but that's generally the limit. It just gets way too greasy--and I like a certain amount of grease on pizza.

But I can't stand pineapple on pizza and those losers who love it.

 

[werepossum]

When someone orders a pizza without pineapple.

Pineapple on pizza will totally make you go blind, dude.

People saying "cisgender" and people not paying attention to their driving. Coming in yesterday morning I saw two different cars attempt to occupy an occupied space because they were looking down at their phones. One almost hit a freakin' UPS truck. Had she glanced to her left, that truck would have literally been all she could see. Might be an inconvenience to the UPS driver, but it's a major life-changing event* to those of us on two wheels. And afterward, she pulled in behind the UPS truck and went right back to her phone.

*Or at the least, it's a major pants-changing event.

 

[Chaotic42]

Found a new one today: People who loudly lick their fingers after every bite. I was at lunch and this guy was licking/sucking his fingers making a loud "smack" noise after every single bite. So weird.