Things that make you instantly hate someone?

[Mayne]

When someone orders a pizza without pineapple.

 

[BoomerD]

Meh...pineapple is good on one kind of pizza only...with ham (or Canadian bacon) and jalapenos.

 

[nakedfrog]

You tryin' to make me hate you, Mayne?

Meh...pineapple is good on one kind of pizza only...with ham (or Canadian bacon) and jalapenos. one being served to someone else.

Tweaked for accuracy.

 

[Mayne]

I love a meat lovers pizza as much as the next guy but I like to balance it out with some sweetness too. am i wrong?

 

[Feneant2]

Someone who calls me a hypocrite for not having any children.

 

[nakedfrog]

I love a meat lovers pizza as much as the next guy but I like to balance it out with some sweetness too. am i wrong?

Simply put, yes.

 

[Mayne]

I hate people with 40k posts on a forum.

 

[nakedfrog]

Someone who calls me a hypocrite for not having any children.

How does that make you a hypocrite?

 

[nakedfrog]

I hate people with 40k posts on a forum.

You used to be cool.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

How does that make you a hypocrite?

Some people get antsy if you tell them feeding toddlers cake after 9pm is a bad idea, if you don't also have children.

 

[ControlD]

Some people get antsy if you tell them feeding toddlers cake after 9pm is a bad idea, if you don't also have children.

That doesn't make you a hypocrite, just someone not minding their own business.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

That doesn't make you a hypocrite, just someone not minding their own business.

Best thing about family, their business is my business!

To OP: probably people who want things without putting in work to get it. Like any work whatsoever.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?"

 

[ControlD]

People camping out in the left lane / texting while driving (usually both at the same time) pretty much make me instantly hate them.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I shall quote the late, great George Carlin:

"Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some fucking cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the fucking line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some fucking money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes."

 

[NoCreativity]

Texting while driving.

A guy at work just told me he hates milk. What kind of asshole hates milk?

 

[Mayne]

I shall quote the late, great George Carlin:

"Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some fucking cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the fucking line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some fucking money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes."

add to that people that do lottery shit like they are doing their banking...fuck right off fuckers. Get the fuck out out here.

 

[ControlD]

What kind of asshole hates milk?

I never thought about putting milk in that way. Maybe I'll give it a shot tonight.

 

[NesuD]

When someone doesn't like the answer they get from me and says "that's unacceptable". Arrogant me, me, me, little snowflakes think they are above the rules. Shed not a single tear when they are the first let go in a downsizing.

 

[Cappuccino]

Metals - when people say 'no veg pls' 'no onions pls' fatties all of yaa

 

[Imp]

Hoarders and/or addicts who can't admit they have a problem and won't even try to get help.

 

[MaxDepth]

Hate is such a strong word...

That being said, being in a crowded conference presentation and I want to ask a serious question. But the moderate seems to pick the only two NAQMOAC people out of the crowd and then dismisses the presentation.

NAQMOAC (Not a question; more of a comment): http://whatever.scalzi.com/2005/06/01/not-a-question-more-of-a-comment-killing-the-naqmoac/

 

[Chaotic42]

I shall quote the late, great George Carlin:

"Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some fucking cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the fucking line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some fucking money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes."

Eh, it's arguably faster to pay with a card these days. Just pay it off every month.

I'd say people who are on their phones while driving.

 

[Imp]

Eh, it's arguably faster to pay with a card these days. Just pay it off every month.

I've been burning through my cash hoard from Craigslisting a lot of shit in the past year. Cash is a pain in the ass dealing with change, cashier not having the right change, etc. Then every once in a while, I take over a minute at the register to use up all my change -- close to $10 in quarter, nickels, dimes, 1 or 2 dollar coins.

So much easier to use my credit card, punch in my PIN and walk away.

 

[OutHouse]

Eh, it's arguably faster to pay with a card these days. Just pay it off every month.

I'd say people who are on their phones while driving.

not with that fucking chip in the cards now. i can write 5 checks for as long as it take to process the chip.