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Things that disappoint me

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Howard

Lifer
Going to the washroom to wash my hands only to realize immediately afterwards that I need to crap.

That's pretty much the only thing on my mind right now.
 
you need more fiber
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What about taking a shower, getting out, and then realizing you need to take a crap? You either have to violate the "shit, shower, shave" rule or shower again.
 
You know what really sucks? When you go for a crap, and it's one of those that stains so badly you go through like 2 rolls of toilet paper. By the time your done it feels like you've been anally raped. But satisfied that it's finally over, you wash your hands, start leaving the bathroom, only to realize, it was not over. Sometimes it does help to leave it in there to ferment and harden, the hard ones don't stain as badly and require less wiping.
 
Red Squirrel said:
You know what really sucks? When you go for a crap, and it's one of those that stains so badly you go through like 2 rolls of toilet paper. By the time your done it feels like you've been anally raped. But satisfied that it's finally over, you wash your hands, start leaving the bathroom, only to realize, it was not over. Sometimes it does help to leave it in there to ferment and harden, the hard ones don't stain as badly and require less wiping.
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You are lucky your toilet can handle generous amounts of TP.
 
When I think I am seeing a crowd of Amish, but it's only Orthodox Jews. This means no horses and buggies.... which is disappointing.
 
The Amish air traffic controller school I went to.

The obstacles were endless: Finding enough wood to build the control tower, landing 747's by semaphore, sourcing enough blankets and water buckets for the catastrophic fire suppression response team, re-plowing the runway after each landing, the endless explaining to irate passengers why they had landed in Lancaster County, Pa and not Paris as they had foolishly assumed, the lack of zippers, planes being on their own on Sundays, those sorts of things.

Very disappointing. I asked for my money back. They built me a barn instead.
 
Perknose said:
The Amish air traffic controller school I went to.

The obstacles were endless: Finding enough wood to build the control tower, landing 747's by semaphore, sourcing enough blankets and water buckets for the catastrophic fire suppression response team, re-plowing the runway after each landing, the endless explaining to irate passengers why they had landed in Lancaster County, Pa and not Paris as they had foolishly assumed, the lack of zippers, planes being on their own on Sundays, those sorts of things.

Very disappointing. I asked for my money back. They built me a barn instead.
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Since horses can't fly, did they use reindeer powered flight instead?
 
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