The last 2 Matrix movies.
Ok, so they weren't perfect and a bit silly in places. But I never expected them to change my life or answer the unanswerable.
I don't get the rabid hate they inspire.
They inspire hate because half of it is filler and they seem to contradict each other.
Matrix, first movie:
Very good movie. Most of the things that happen in this movie happen for a reason. No filler.
-establish that Neo isn't too happy about his life; he is receptive to something new
-weird people offer a change
-he goes with them and finds all this weird shit
-we get the impression that the machines are a "hive mind"
-there's a problem
-he triumph over the problem
Matrix Reloaded (I like this movie)
The problem with Matrix Reloaded is that the plot is overly confusing or vague and it has a lot of random problems introduced and it screws up the idea of machines being a hive mind.
-the machines are drilling to zion, so that's the problem
-Neo needs to stay in touch with the matrix; maybe he can virus it like Independence Day or something (we don't know yet)
-Agent Smith somehow escapes the matrix?? (explained below)
-The oracle says he needs to get the key maker or something? That's ok I guess. He must be held in some kind of hive mind stronghold similar to how morpheus was held in the first movie.
-No, he's held by some programs that are not part of the hive mind, but are inside the hive mind? That's..... stupid. Whatever. Just roll with it.
-They get the key maker and find out Neo needs to get to the source or architect or something. I can't even remember why. Let's just assume it's like Independence Day where Will Smith needs to get to the mother ship so he can upload a virus. That still seems reasonable.
-Agent Smith outside of the matrix messes shit up (explained below)
-Even when outside the matrix, Neo can stop machines with his magic powers (explained below)
What really made Reloaded a good movie is that it implies Zion is still inside the matrix. The machine guy said the matrix is much older than anyone realizes. They've destroyed it many times before and rebuilt it many times before. It was never outside of the machines control. It's more like a fenced off area for humans to go if they don't want to live in the regular matrix with all the regular people (~dress like a goth because you're different from all the conformists). This plot twist explains a lot of stupid shit, so it's suddenly not stupid. How did Agent Smith get out of the matrix? He didn't. He's still in the matrix, but he's in a different level of the matrix (like Inception). Agents can normally take control of a persons's body in the matrix, and that's exactly what Smith did, but he jumped from one matrix layer to another. How did neo stop machines when he's out of the matrix? He can stop them because he's still in the matrix. Now what? Watch the next movie to find out!
Matrix Revolutions (fucking worst movie ever)
This movie basically says that everything in the above paragraph is wrong OR that it doesn't matter. Yes Agent Smith escaped the Matrix, which is stupid. Neo just has magic powers for no reason, which is stupid. Now their solution is declare peace with the machines, and that by itself is stupid because in the first movie they said humans need conflict at all times (ie matrix outside the matrix is at constant war). Why is Agent Smith the main bad guy? That's retarded. So like he's a designed part of the matrix and he just starts ruining it? What like how I install Windows 7 and it expands to 25gb so my 30gb SSD no longer has space and I need to format the fucker again? Actually that doesn't sound so stupid when I phrase it like that since that actually is happening to my current computer....