things older guys do to look younger

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brainhulk

brainhulk

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the 'ol receding hairline + ponytail trick

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automatic creep alert
 
Mayne

Mayne

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the image is disturbing but the only guys I know just wear a baseball cap 24/7.
 
Carson Dyle

Carson Dyle

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Most (or all) of the older guys I know who have pony tails have had them since they were young.

How about hair dying?

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Subyman

Subyman

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Hair dye is probably okay for dudes until 45-50, then you gotta let some gray show or you look dumb. Jet black is never, ever good.
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

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highland145 said:
Jules did it 1st in OT....he did.



I hope those fuqs aren't popular in the real world....or any world for that matter.
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If someone else dumps a shovelfull of cow shit on my porch during the night, I'll still yell at you for tracking it into my house. :p
 
olds

olds

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I don't get why anyone bothers. Just sack up. You are what you are.
 
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Strk

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My hair thinned, so I just shaved it off. It is going white too, but I don't give a shit about that either :)

I never understood the comb-over. Do guys actually thing they're fooling anyone? There are also the 'always wears a hat' guys too.
 
Red Squirrel

Red Squirrel

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It's always bothered me that I look so young but people always told me that I'll be happy once I hit 30. Getting close to there, and I have to say they are right. Sure getting carded all the time gets annoying, but looking young does not really bother me anymore. It's funny to see the surprise on people's faces when I say I'm 29. I know people who started losing their hair in their early 20's, glad I still have all of mine, and it's still red. Though it does seem it's slightly starting to thin out and grow less fast now. But probably still have a while till I have to worry about losing it.
 
lxskllr

lxskllr

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When I want to feel especially pretty, I brush my hair before I pull it back. That's about the extent of my concern over my appearance.

There was a woman working at TacoBell that was *very* friendly and familiar. I was only in there once before, but she remembered me, and seemed happy to see me. I was wondering if I knew her some time in the past. I was musing over it as I ate my tacos, and wondering if she was coming on to me. I thought "Man. She's old". Then I realized I'm old :^(
 
highland145

highland145

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lxskllr said:
When I want to feel especially pretty, I brush my hair before I pull it back. That's about the extent of my concern over my appearance.

There was a woman working at TacoBell that was *very* friendly and familiar. I was only in there once before, but she remembered me, and seemed happy to see me. I was wondering if I knew her some time in the past. I was musing over it as I ate my tacos, and wondering if she was coming on to me. I thought "Man. She's old". Then I realized I'm old :^(
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STFU, yard guy. No one want's to hear about your encounters. 50 shades of...wrinkle cream+viagra+"huh, hit what, my batteries died."


love ya, :p
 
lxskllr

lxskllr

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highland145 said:
STFU, yard guy. No one want's to hear about your encounters. 50 shades of...wrinkle cream+viagra+"huh, hit what, my batteries died."


love ya, :p
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Don't have to worry about that. I like my freedom, and my time to myself. I'm just about free of dependents, and don't want to get anymore. I could retire today if I got back all the money I've spent on women :^D
 
BarkingGhostar

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The only grey on me is under the chin when I fail to shave every week. Still have my hair and in its original color. Damn, I'm also still getting carded when ordering alcohol and I'm half a century old.

Of course I do have an aging painting of myself in the attic.
 
highland145

highland145

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lxskllr said:
Don't have to worry about that. I like my freedom, and my time to myself. I'm just about free of dependents, and don't want to get anymore. I could retire today if I got back all the money I've spent on women :^D
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Beer. +1 for you living your dream.
 
werepossum

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Strk said:
My hair thinned, so I just shaved it off. It is going white too, but I don't give a shit about that either :)

I never understood the comb-over. Do guys actually think they're fooling anyone? There are also the 'always wears a hat' guys too.
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I still remember an 8th grade history teacher with the most awesome comb-over ever. He kept his hear heavily greased and his part was about ear level. First time he leaned way over to write on the lower part of the board, that whole hair-grease slab fell over, then when he straightened back up he had this awesome off-center spiky rooster comb MOhawk thingie like something off from Mad Max. (Well, like something which would a decade later be from Mad Max.) When he leaned over in the other direction it would flop back down, but as long as he stayed upright it stood straight up, the grease making it one object and the part being waaay off-center. It took several weeks before anybody could hear anything he said about history - that hair demanded all one's attention. Kids today may wear some funky hairstyles, but nobody has topped that, 1/4" long except for one 8" long strip.

lxskllr said:
Don't have to worry about that. I like my freedom, and my time to myself. I'm just about free of dependents, and don't want to get anymore. I could retire today if I got back all the money I've spent on women :^D
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lol +1

If you'd never spent any of that money you could retire, but there wouldn't be much point to it.
 
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