ok so samantha and I had been dating for two years but then she was like oh not oobradm i think i want to date someone else and i told her that she should do that but then bubba came over and he was like "dude i like samantha" so then i just dont know what to do i need some advice but i think i should stay with her because eventually things will work out, right?
the next day samantha comes up to me and tells me that she had sex with a spatula and she loved bubba. My heart was broken. i fled the country, and ended up opening a laundry mat in Madagascar. needless to say, business wasnt so good, and i was desperate for money. So i did the only thing i could do. I CALLED SAMANTHA BACK OMGWTFBBQ@!#$ she said she LOVES me and that she WONT have SEX with my SPATULA anymore!!!1 thank heavens for this lovely day!
So really i just wanyt your advice one hwat i should do involving this matter please dont thiink im too crazy or anything i just need some opinions. please help kthxbye.
CLIFF NOTES:
OBJECT IN HAND: CAT
TARGET (THAT IS BAD) :
the next day samantha comes up to me and tells me that she had sex with a spatula and she loved bubba. My heart was broken. i fled the country, and ended up opening a laundry mat in Madagascar. needless to say, business wasnt so good, and i was desperate for money. So i did the only thing i could do. I CALLED SAMANTHA BACK OMGWTFBBQ@!#$ she said she LOVES me and that she WONT have SEX with my SPATULA anymore!!!1 thank heavens for this lovely day!
So really i just wanyt your advice one hwat i should do involving this matter please dont thiink im too crazy or anything i just need some opinions. please help kthxbye.
CLIFF NOTES:
OBJECT IN HAND: CAT
TARGET (THAT IS BAD) :
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