Things girls don't like

[qliveur]

foreskin

Don't say that. You'll piss off the local foreskin apologists.

 

[Dominato3r]

foreskin

 

[foghorn67]

Farting contests. They simply won't participate.
Chilli. No connection there.

 

[ShawnD1]

Farting contests. They simply won't participate.
Chilli. No connection there.

if you can fart on command then you should definitely see a doctor... then kill yourself

 

[schneiderguy]

And they love mushroom slapping.

Not the one I tried it on :whiste:

 

[foghorn67]

if you can fart on command then you should definitely see a doctor... then kill yourself

This whooshed over your head.

 

[Ricochet]

Girls don't like when you splurt into their shampoo bottle. Wrong kind of protein or something.

So it's okay in their conditioner bottle? Conditioner typically has the creamier look to it so the mix is indistinguishable.


**Disclaimer**
The above statement is made in jest. Don't get any bright idea.

 

[mmntech]

Olds' basement.

 

[Joseph F]

^ Save for the freaky ones.
Also, Girls don't like it when I take my shirt off.

 

[ussfletcher]

^ Save for the freaky ones.
Also, Girls don't like it when I take my shirt off.

Then you must be doing it wrong.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

According to my wife, she doesn't like these things:

#1Having sex with her sister (Her words: Eww that's gross.)

#2Staring at other women's breasts

#3Staring at other women's buttocks

I told her that I do #2 and #3 all the time.

 

[Farmer]

According to my wife, she doesn't like these things:

#1Having sex with her sister (Her words: Eww that's gross.)

#2Staring at other women's breasts

#3Staring at other women's buttocks

I told her that I do #2 and #3 all the time.

Don't tell her about #1.

 

[schneiderguy]

^ Save for the freaky ones.
Also, Girls don't like it when I take my shirt off.

You should acquire aesthetics, women try to rape me when I take my shirt off :thumbsup:

 

[moshquerade]

love the thread tag.


-piss on the toilet seat
-rough beards/staches that rip up any skin they touch
-the smell of your beer farts
-bald spots (just shave it all off already
-wearing socks with sandals

i could go on but that'll do for now...

 

[yh125d]

love the thread tag.


-piss on the toilet seat
-rough beards/staches that rip up any skin they touch
-the smell of your beer farts
-bald spots (just shave it all off already
-wearing socks with sandals

i could go on but that'll do for now...

What about soft fuzzy beards? Mine is well past the rough/scratchy phase. Just last weekend one of my girl-friends sat around massaging it for about an hour while I was passed out


yeah it was a weird party

 

[ShawnD1]

-piss on the toilet seat

People who do this deserve the death penalty. Some fuckhead at work does this. Either death penalty or cut his penis off so he must sit down and stop being a retard.

 

[moshquerade]

What about soft fuzzy beards? Mine is well past the rough/scratchy phase. Just last weekend one of my girl-friends sat around massaging it for about an hour while I was passed out


yeah it was a weird party

soft fuzzy beards are fine, it's that sandpaper stage i'm talking about.

 

[erikistired]

Not the one I tried it on :whiste:

i didn't realize blowup dolls could complain. you must really fail.

 

[eits]

you

 

[HAL9000]

Weakness abounds in you.
Put me back on your fake list, troll.

It's not fake, nor am I weak, nor am I a troll.