Things girls don't like

[schneiderguy]

Hi ATOT, I thought we could make a list of things girls don't like so maybe our foreveralone members like TridenT could have a chance at getting laid.

Things girls don't like (from my personal experience):
-Telling them they look fat
-Telling them to go to the gym
-Short men/manlets (in both height and in the pants) *Note that I know this because I am not short in these areas and I get laid more than average
-Staring at other women's breasts
-Mushroom slapping
-Staring at other women's buttocks
-Having sex with her sister

Post moar

 

[Invisible Evil]

If they ever try on something and ask how it looks NEVER tell them it looks bad...
offer a different saying like...

"It's nice but I don't think it does you justice.. can I see you try some more?"

 

[SandEagle]

schneiderguy

 

[HAL9000]

Men without emotional depth.

 

[busydude]

I think girls freak out when their BF/SO forgets important dates.

 

[schneiderguy]

schneiderguy

Women can't get enough of schneiderguy :thumbsup:

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

Herpes

 

[lupi]

neckbeard(s)

 

[HAL9000]

I think girls freak out when their BF/SO forgets important dates.

I can confirm.

 

[SandEagle]

Women can't get enough of schneiderguy :thumbsup:

that's because there's only 2" to go around! zing!

 

[Farang]

logic

 

[yh125d]

showing her a neat card trick then wiping your nose with your sleeve

 

[mcurphy]

Dutch Ovens

 

[Texashiker]

anal sex

 

[yh125d]

anal sex

no, some do

you can tell by the eyes. she's an anal sex addict

 

[CallMeJoe]

anal sex

You've not met the right woman.


edit: contemplate the phrase, "It hurts so Good!"

 

[Soundmanred]

pomes

 

[shortylickens]

 

[HAL9000]

pomes

That's not specific to girls.

 

[Soundmanred]

That's not specific to girls.

Weakness abounds in you.
Put me back on your fake list, troll.

 

[Paladin3]

Women can't get enough of schneiderguy :thumbsup:

If schneiderguy and TridenT had a child together, would it be normal?

 

[drebo]

Girls don't like when you splurt into their shampoo bottle. Wrong kind of protein or something.

 

[erikistired]

schneiderguy

i have to agree with this.

 

[shortylickens]

Locked.

Thats what you get when you post a thread about girls on a forum full of virgins.

 

[MotF Bane]

Sanity, logic, using their brain, et cetera.