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Thief Steals Lance Armstrong's Bike

BoomerD

No Lifer
As most Kahleeforneeyans are aware, the Amgen bicycle race is in Northern Kahleeforneeya this week...

http://www.news10.net/news/loc...ory.aspx?storyid=54827


SACRAMENTO, CA - Just hours after his triumphant return to cycling on U.S. soil, Lance Armstrong's one of a kind time trial bike was stolen from his trailer parked in a downtown Sacramento alley, police confirmed.

The thief cut the padlock on Armstrong's Team Astana trailer parked in an alley on L Street between 15th and 16th streets some time between 8 p.m. Saturday and 6:30 a.m. Sunday, Sacramento Police Sgt. Norm Leong said.

Of the 26 bikes parked inside, the thief or thieves grabbed the first four they could reach, including Armstrong's bike and three others belonging to teammates, Leong said.

On his Twitter blog Sunday morning, Armstrong expressed his shock at the theft.

"Whoa!! They just came to my room and said our truck was broken into and someone stole my time trial bike! Wtf?!? APB out to the twitterati," Armstrong wrote. "There is only one like it in the world therefore hard to pawn it off. Reward being offered." It was not immediately clear what type of reward was being offered by the Armstrong camp.

Teammate Johann Brunell also put out a message on Twitter reading: "Bad surprise this morning. Our truck got broken in and 4 bikes stolen. Lance's tt bike and Jani's, Popo's and Steve's race bike."

The other riders who lost bikes were Astana team members Janez Brajkovic, Yaroslav Popovych and Steve Morabito.

Armstrong's bike is a specially-modified Trek Equinox TTX 9.9. Leong said investigators were looking into the case.



The race comes to Modesto on Tuesday.
I catch a lot of crap for living in Modesto...I'm VERY glad this happened in Sacramento...😀
 
"There is only one like it in the world therefore hard to pawn it off. "

It doubt it makes a difference if it lands South of the Border . . .goodluck!
 
Originally posted by: cirrrocco
this news sucks ball.

Fixed that for the reality of the situation...



So far, UberNeuterman is the winner for the best play on this story...😀

:thumbsup:
 
As a total aside: Do guys with only one, er, orb get horny only half as often as normal guys? Or considering that the single sack fills up just as fast as two, is the frequency the same but the concentration of spermatozoa half the normal level?
 
Originally posted by: shira
As a total aside: Do guys with only one, er, orb get horny only half as often as normal guys? Or considering that the single sack fills up just as fast as two, is the frequency the same but the concentration of spermatozoa half the normal level?

I'm sure I could care less...but I don't know how...

Are you planning on finding out for yourself?
 
Originally posted by: shira
As a total aside: Do guys with only one, er, orb get horny only half as often as normal guys? Or considering that the single sack fills up just as fast as two, is the frequency the same but the concentration of spermatozoa half the normal level?

Der Fuhrer would know... Hitler's baaaaaad....
 
Originally posted by: MovingTarget
Originally posted by: shira
As a total aside: Do guys with only one, er, orb get horny only half as often as normal guys? Or considering that the single sack fills up just as fast as two, is the frequency the same but the concentration of spermatozoa half the normal level?

Der Fuhrer would know... Hitler's baaaaaad....

apparently Hitler had both balls - Chairman Mao only had one though
 
Lance tried to blame it on the ships docking nearby, attempts to locate seamen came up short. When reporters notified Lance of the lack of seamen, Lance proceeded to get testy.
 
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