Thief gets hit with baseball bat, poops himself.

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BUTCH1

Lifer
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That's right, real life, you let this guy get up again and it might be you who end up dead.

Solution:
Apply baseball bat generously to the head at the first sign of the robber getting back to his senses keeping control of the situation at little to no risk to you.

Actually a good whack to the middle area of the shin and he's going nowhere and you avoid the possible lawsuit. What a couple of idiots, it's a jewelery store, they were lucky they didn't get shot.
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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I didn't see the poop explosion but I'll have to take your word for it.

Equally funny are the keyboard badasses.
 

sportage

Lifer
Feb 1, 2008
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I still believe it.
A guy with the gun always wins.
The bat guy comes in second.
Who picked out the hoodies anyway?
Obviously too large.
"I can't see a damn thing out of this fuckin hoodie."
Now we all know Leroy's wife meant well picking out the hoodies.
But I say lets skip the hoodies this time, and next time shop the hoodies better.
Not casting any bad feelings towards Leroy's wife.
But maybe the hoodies could have been better selected.
(Django Unchained - Hoodie scene)
 

BUTCH1

Lifer
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They should change the law where it is okay to kill a guy who tries to rob you.

IDK about Canada but in the US if someone tries to rob you with any weapon deadly force is an appropriate and acceptable response. What you have to be careful with (as in this case) if the attacker is knocked out and you just club him to death it could be a problem. From a moral standpoint I would say who gives a F, one less dirtbag to worry about.