Thief gets hit with baseball bat, poops himself.

Broheim

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were those firefighters or EMTs that responded before the cops?

that dude got knocked the fuck out though, not much fight left in him when he woke up :biggrin:
 

MontyAC

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First rule as a robber, always go to the bathroom before going on a robbery.

Second rule, wear a diaper.

Third rule, always wear a helmet.
 

MrPickins

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Obligatory:

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Number1

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I would have hit the second robber repeatedly with the bat until he went down and then made absolutely sure both remained unconscious (trough the judicious application of more baseball bat goodness) until police arrived.
 

Number1

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No. This is real life, not Inglorious Basterds. The guy already lost control of his bowels and bladder, meaning he got close to being killed with that one blow.

That's right, real life, you let this guy get up again and it might be you who end up dead.

Solution:
Apply baseball bat generously to the head at the first sign of the robber getting back to his senses keeping control of the situation at little to no risk to you.
 

GagHalfrunt

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That's right, real life, you let this guy get up again and it might be you who end up dead.

Solution:
Apply baseball bat generously to the head at the first sign of the robber getting back to his senses keeping control of the situation at little to no risk to you.

Agreed. The guy did in fact manage to get back to his feet and resist the firefighters. He clearly had some fight left in him, so he should have been hit until completely unconscious. And then hit a few times more.
 
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After watching so much ufc the first thing that came to mind was Joe Rogan screaming "He got rocked".
 
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No. This is real life, not Inglorious Basterds. The guy already lost control of his bowels and bladder, meaning he got close to being killed with that one blow.

yeah, this is real life where if you do illegal shit, be prepared for life threatening consequences.
 

Murloc

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I didn't see the shit.

were those firefighters or EMTs that responded before the cops?

that dude got knocked the fuck out though, not much fight left in him when he woke up :biggrin:
it was firefighters who luckily for the store owner were doing inspections across the street, it's written on the video.
 

MontyAC

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The owner needs to upgrade to an aluminum bat for better hitting power..
 

alkemyst

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Looks like the guy that got away got hit too. Anyone know the rest of the story?