They're real! Thank god, THEY'RE REAL!

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: RockGuitarDude
my cousin knows her. He went to HS with her and she got a restraining order against him because they put a dollar out on a table and video taped her picking it up... dunno how that warants a restraining order but oh well..

Whoa. My Ronco Bullshit Detect-O-Matic just melted. :Q

WOOHOO! They're real!!! This calls for a beer.

Um...Nik. Just because a celeb say's they're/it's real, doesn't mean this is true. Remember, Wacko Jacko says he's "hardly had any plastic surgery".

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: RockGuitarDude
my cousin knows her. He went to HS with her and she got a restraining order against him because they put a dollar out on a table and video taped her picking it up... dunno how that warants a restraining order but oh well..

She still goes to Calhoun Hiigh School on Long Island.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: CPA
If I propped my wife's breasts in your guy's faces 1) you could never tell they were fake and 2) 90% of you would start babbling like fools, unsure of what to do with 2 breasts in your face.

Actually, I'd probably be wondering why your wife's breasts were propped in my face instead of on her chest where they belong.

ZV

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Fausto, I dunno about you, but I tend to TRUST people. I tend to take them at their word until they prove otherwise (most of the time). She's got no reason to lie about them, so why would she? Besides, it makes the fantasies that much better

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
...and if they weren't??

Exactly.

If I propped my wife's breasts in your guy's faces 1) you could never tell they were fake and 2) 90% of you would start babbling like fools, unsure of what to do with 2 breasts in your face.

Chris Rock says "Forty year old titty is yo man's titty. Don't show anyone that. 40 year old titty - man's titty. 20 year old titty - community titty!"

 

[Shelly21]

Here's a verbal description.

I'm wearing a light blue one right now.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: sygyzy

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
...and if they weren't??

Exactly.

If I propped my wife's breasts in your guy's faces 1) you could never tell they were fake and 2) 90% of you would start babbling like fools, unsure of what to do with 2 breasts in your face.

Chris Rock says "Forty year old titty is yo man's titty. Don't show anyone that. 40 year old titty - man's titty. 20 year old titty - community titty!"

Chris Rock needs to learn to properly communicate in English.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
...and if they weren't??

Exactly.

If I propped my wife's breasts in your guy's faces 1) you could never tell they were fake and 2) 90% of you would start babbling like fools, unsure of what to do with 2 breasts in your face.

obvious reply:
pics?


and
Answers
1) I can't tell, and don't care
2) grab them

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Fausto, I dunno about you, but I tend to TRUST people. I tend to take them at their word until they prove otherwise (most of the time). She's got no reason to lie about them, so why would she? Besides, it makes the fantasies that much better

so you think Britney was a virgin until she did Justin, Paris Hilton has family values, William Hung is not a retard, and Wacko is still black?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Fausto, I dunno about you, but I tend to TRUST people. I tend to take them at their word until they prove otherwise (most of the time). She's got no reason to lie about them, so why would she? Besides, it makes the fantasies that much better

so you think Britney was a virgin until she did Justin, Paris Hilton has family values, William Hung is not a retard, and Wacko is still black?

Flamebait, shut your blow hole.

 

[Tinkerhell]

Originally posted by: Anubis
you guys are pathetic

agreed

"I can't get laid so I look at pictures of underage girls. It especially turns me on when they play high school girls"

 

[Cable God]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Here's a verbal description.

I'm wearing a light blue one right now.

Can I see? :beer:

 

[IndieSnob]

I have a request. Can we get a new forum called 'overaged pathetic geeks for underaged 'talent'. Or at least put all of this crap in one thread.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
This is not a babe thread. This is a fapping and rejoicing thread.

fixed

 

[BillyBatson]

eh i guess htis is good news. I think she looks gorgous int he movie but man when she was on dr phil she looked HORRIBLE, fake hair, face (tons of makeup), no eyebrows, a fake orange tan! and she looked 30!

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
This is not a babe thread. This is a clapping and rejoicing thread.

and there was much rejoicing






....in the shower

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: Farfrael

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Eat me.

You are such an e-thug, haven't yet cut your self playing with your knifes ?

^^^^
Sh!thead :roll:

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Ness

Originally posted by: Farfrael

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Eat me.

You are such an e-thug, haven't yet cut your self playing with your knifes ?

c) you have less than 300 posts, STFU.

you're dumb if you think the # of posts means anything


he's been a member longer than you

 

[Stark]

Mr Cranky sums up this thread nicely:

While Hollywood screams the moral of its tale from the rooftops, it also ramps up the titillation factor like a midget swimming in Dolly Parton's cleavage. After all, what does the current trinity of wholesome female stars (Lohan, Hilary Duff and Anne Hathaway) have in common? That's right: giant boobs. Sure, sex sells, but making sure that everyone in America knows that Lindsay Lohan is absolutely stacked is priceless. Don't think this is a problem? Check out the trailer for the wholesome Olson twins' new movie. Most of it seems to center on Mary Kate running around New York in nothing but a towel...

[On the Olson twin's new movie]

Of course, this film is draped in sexual innuendo. Let's see if we can get to the bottom of it in some remotely honest manner, starting with this basic fact: The Olsen twins are hot now. There appear to be three basic responses to this within the film critic community: ignore it, make a joke about it, or respond indignantly. The "indignant" camp consists of film critics who type out their disdain for any prurient interest in the twins with one hand, while lustfully rubbing themselves with the other. The most "indignant" critics have probably seen the film four or five times. You know why Hollywood sexualizes young girls? Because it works. What's makes it especially offensive is when everyone starts getting coy about it. Me, I'm more honest: I have fantasized about being in the middle of a naked Olsen twins sandwich, but I should note that the setting for this fantasy is the twins' 18th birthday party, so it's all perfectly appropriate. Also, in this fantasy, I've just turned 13 and I'm dressed as a clown. Hey, it's a fantasy -- I didn't say it was healthy.

link

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Tinkerhell

Originally posted by: Anubis
you guys are pathetic

agreed

"I can't get laid so I look at pictures of underage girls. It especially turns me on when they play high school girls"

it's even more pathetic that ffmcobalt is obsessed with an underaged girl, has and unhealthy amount of pictures of her and rejoices when he hears that her breasts are real....like it would make a difference.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
...and if they weren't??

Exactly.

If I propped my wife's breasts in your guy's faces 1) you could never tell they were fake and 2) 90% of you would start babbling like fools, unsure of what to do with 2 breasts in your face.

Try me, I double dog dare you.. :evil:

They don't call them wonder bras for nothing

 

[Skiguy411]

I have every reason to rejoice. Im only 17 Wouldnt that be the day if I ever met Lindsay Lohan.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
...and if they weren't??

Exactly.

If I propped my wife's breasts in your guy's faces 1) you could never tell they were fake and 2) 90% of you would start babbling like fools, unsure of what to do with 2 breasts in your face.

1) You'd disrespect your wife like that?
2) She's married. Why would we do anything with those breasts?

Either way, some of us actually appreciate real breasts instead of fakes. If you can't understand that... well, you don't need to.

There's no disrespect in what I said. My point is that most guys posting about only "appreciating" real breasts couldn't tell the difference if they were staring them right in the face.

There just seems to be a lot of fake breast-hatin' goin on in this thread.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
...and if they weren't??

Exactly.

If I propped my wife's breasts in your guy's faces 1) you could never tell they were fake and 2) 90% of you would start babbling like fools, unsure of what to do with 2 breasts in your face.

Try me, I double dog dare you.. :evil:

They don't call them wonder bras for nothing

you'd lose that dare....

wonder bras don't always to a good job.

 

[Geekbabe]

Nik,

Have you lost your mind or something?