They're gonna need a bigger boat

RocksteadyDotNet

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Yet another reason why I dont ever want to live or visit Australia.

"Pictures have emerged of a three-metre great white shark after it breached into a marine research vessel off the coast of South Africa."

We do have white pointers here though. But they dont eat people.

Much.
 

spaceman

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Quint: Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
 

BoomerD

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Feb 26, 2006
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Great whites all over the world hit seals in pretty much the same way, even if a seal isn't a regular part of their diet.

While that's probably true enough, it seems like it's mostly the great whites off South Africa who breach the most often...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_white_shark

A breach is as a result of a high speed subsurface polaris style[clarification needed] approach to the surface with the resulting momentum taking the shark partially or completely clear of the water. This is a hunting technique employed by great white sharks whilst hunting seals. This behaviour most often takes place on cape fur seals at Seal Island in False Bay, South Africa, and was first documented by photographer Chris Fallows. Here, in the region of 600 natural predatory events are recorded annually between April and September each year. The seals swim on the surface and the great white sharks launch their predatory attack from the deeper water below. They can reach speeds of up to 40 miles per hour and can at times launch themselves more than 10 feet in the air. Data recorded shows that the sharks are successful in just under 50% of all these natural predatory events.[43] In 2011, a 3-metre long shark jumped onto a 7-person research vessel off Seal Island. The crew were undertaking a population study using sardines as bait, and the incident was judged to be an accident.[44]

I've fished off the Farallon islands for decades and have never seen a great white hump in pursuit of its prey.

We had a mako shark almost end up in the boat a few years back while fishing in a warm "El Nino" current. The guy standing next to me caught a large mackerel and was reeling it in, and just as he got the fish out of the water...ZOOM! up came a 12 foot mako after it.
this was a large charter boat, and the deck is about 6 feet above water level...and I had to look up to see the eyes and nose of the shark. Fortunately, he splashed down next to the boat instead of joining us in the boat.
 

MotionMan

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Attempts to return the shark to the water, including tying one end of a rope around its tail and the other end to the side of another vessel, failed.

Reminds me of the "Married ... With Children" episode, "At the Zoo":

Tonight, an unemployed househusband and self-described man of nature, thinking that the last caribbean pygmy turtle born in captivity was unhappy, stole the turtle from the zoo aquarium and released it into Lake Michigan.

Apparently, this man of nature didn't know it was a saltwater turtle.

Witnesses report Bosco tried valiantly to crawl back out of the water, only to be thrown back in by this deranged, unemployed man standing on the bank singing "Born Free".

Bosco will be missed.

MotionMan
 

spaceman

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Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.